White: Yo Boiiisss!!!
Queen: Girls
White: And girls whatever
White: Yo Shadow! You're my fav character now
Shadow: I am? Noice!
Akai: Wait does that mean I'm no. 2?
White: No you're no. 1.5
Akai: Nice
White: Ok so today we'll be looking at wiki comments
Akai: What are Wee-Kees?
White: *Inhales*
(One explanation of wiki later...)
White: There you have it. Now let's go to the comments. We'll start with Shadow since he's my favorite character
White: *Gasp* Are you secretly Joker's long lost twin Shadow?
Rose: Wait does that mean Joker's my brother?
Joker and Shadow: WE'RE NOT!
White: Yeah they're not since people ship Joker and Shadow
Rose, Joker and Shadow: *Gasp* THEY DO?!
White: Next comment!
White: Oooh Shadow looks like you got a secret admirer~
Shadow: SHUT UP!
White: Ok since almost all of Shadow's comment is theorizing Shadow is Joker's brother, we'll move to the next one. Rose because... reasons
White: AGREED!
Everyone: *stares at White*
Rose: ...
Shadow: *Super Ultra mega deadly glare*
White: Ehem ehem let's move on...
Shadow: ... *Draws out his deadly umbrella*
White: Put it down. *Grabs a fricking excalibur* use this
(A couple of... blood wait no... ketchups later...) (Oh no it's getting dark...)
White: Now that's that taken care of, let's move to Akai Tsubasa!
Joker: HEY WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN?
White: After Akai.
Joker: Why is the yawning jerk first???
White: Because he's my 1.5 favorite
Joker: Curse number 2 favorite-
White: Oh wow- A lot of people simp for you
Akai: What's see-mp?
White: *Inhales*
(One explanation of simp later...)
Akai: I see... So what you're saying is I'm famous
White: Exactly
Akai: Hehe looks like people loves Fire bird aliens more than a joker
Joker: WHAT DID YOU SAY YAWNING JERK?!
White: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Shadow: YES FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!! *Grabs popcorn*
Akai: *Turns into his phoenix form* *Yawns* let's get this over with
(One battle later...)
White: Ok let's switch to Joker and then the chapter is done.
Joker: It's my time to shine
White: YES! JOQUEEN FOREVAAAHHHHH
JoQueen shippers: *Throws confetti*
Joker: LET'S GO TO THE NEXT COMMENT!
Joker: W..What? I'm not married to Queen
White: Is that so? *Opens the Kaitou Shounen Joker manga*
White: Ho do you explain that?
Joker: I-
White: Exactly JoQueen is canon and that's final.
Joker: Frick you-
White: Aight I think that's it. Sayonara!
*KJ ending playing in the background for some reason*