Guys! There is a hole in the fandom! I mean, in HoH Jason gets hit by a brick and BAM!! Brason is nearly as big as Jiper!
But in TFIOS Gus actually says he wants to take his Dragon Carrot Risotto to VEGAS and MARRY IT!!
HOW IS THIS NOT A THING?? Where are the fandom jokes, the fanfics? WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN ANYTHING IN THE FANDOM ABOUT GUSOTTO?? NEW SHIP!!