In the future:
Social Services Person (SSP): I'm sorry, madame, but we are removing your rights as a parent on charges of child abuse.
Me. But I only hit them about three times each!
Me: And locked them in their room for a couple of weeks.
Me: And refused to feed them for five days.
SSP: Well, Madame, I'm afraid that is child abuse.
Me: But I had a good reason!
SSP: A good reason for child abuse?
Me: Yes! I gave them the tfios book and film, and they read it and watched it, but they didn't like it! T-they s-said *start sobbing* they said it was boring and pointless and there was n-no point in Gus!
SSP: Omgs, you're a fangirl too? So am I! It's fate! *hugs me* And they said Gus was pointless?! Well, then I think you're cleared of all charges!
Both: *start doing Ginny and the Twins' war dance* She got off! She got off!
A/N I do not recommend child abuse! I hate child abusers! Do not take this to mean I will abuse my children in real life! This is purely a joke, no meaning in it what so ever!
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