Feelin' hot hot hot

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Are just not gonna talk about how hot Harry Potter is? And I'm not talking about Daniel Radcliffe.

Just give me a few minuets to objectify him before I regain my morales.

Think about it. It wouldn't say in the books that Harry is good looking, because it's all from Harry's POV, and he's not the kind of guy to constantly talk about how good looking he is. But it does mention that James was good looking, and it constantly says that Harry look exactly like James.

Plus he has messy dark hair and bright green eyes, which sounds pretty good to me. Also, it says he is long and lanky when he is like 11. So he's probably tall. Is it just me that likes tall guys? And he plays Quidditch quite a lot. He's probably got a bit of muscle on him.

And Hermione practically shoves it in our faces in HPatHBP. "And frankly Harry, you've never been more dateable." Let's be real girls. We all know what she meant.

Am I right?

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