Green Ghost's Accusations- 青鬼的控诉/Qīng Guǐ De Kòngsù (Fan Song)
Original work: 墨香铜臭《天官赐福》
Original song: 大壮《我们不一样》
Singer: 传说中的刷牙者
Lyrics: 赭莓奶
Original link: (see the comments section on right)
Qi Rong's fan song! This person curses a lot so there are some English swear words here. It's ridiculously hilarious. Some spoilers.
Credits for English translation: CHOCOLATEMIX
HanziPinyin
你有没有听说过
Nǐ yǒu méiyǒu tīng shuōguò
叫花城的那狗妖怪
Jiào Huā Chéng dì nàgǒu yāoguài
他拐跑了我表哥
Tā guǎi pǎole wǒ biǎo gē
笑我大草原头上戴
Xiào wǒ dà cǎoyuán tóu shàng dài
他拆了我的洞府
Tā chāile wǒ de dòngfǔ
小气无聊又无赖
Xiǎoqì wúliáo yòu wúlài
难道就因为我曾
Nándào jiù yīnwèi wǒ céng
套他进麻袋？
Tào tā jìn mádài?
我青鬼 青灯夜游美如画
Wǒ qīng guǐ qīng dēng yè yóu měi rú huà
不听话？等尸体头上挂
Bù tīnghuà? Děng shītǐ tóu shàng guà
不是绝 你小样er就敢瞧不起我吗？
Bùshì jué nǐ xiǎoyàng er jiù gǎn qiáobùqǐ wǒ ma?
你以为 你还是太子殿下？
Nǐ yǐwéi nǐ háishì tàizǐ diànxià?
花城杀千刀
Huā Chéng shā qiān dāo
一天到晚跟谢怜干啥？？？
Yītiān dào wǎn gēn Xiè Lián gàn shà???
庙里鬼祟的
Miào lǐ guǐsuì de
咋还脸红呢
Zǎ hái liǎnhóng ne
丑逼狗花城
Chǒu bī gǒu Huā Chéng
狗日的谢怜你们都等着
Gǒu rì de Xiè Lián nǐmen dōu děngzhe
咦我说什么
Yí wǒ shuō shénme
我有剧本了么？
Wǒ yǒu jùběnle me?
你有没有听说过
Nǐ yǒu méiyǒu tīng shuōguò
叫风师的那贱女人
Jiào fēng shī dì nà jiàn nǚrén
虽然不是三毒瘤
Suīrán bùshì sān dúliú
但护着谢怜就！可！恨！
Dàn hùzhe Xiè Lián jiù! Kě! Hèn!
还有那个死灵文
Hái yǒu nàgè sǐ líng wén
制作锦衣仙伪神棍
Zhìzuò jǐnyī xiān wěi shén gùn
君吾你要死了吗
Jūn Wú nǐ yàosǐle ma
这要反天了！
Zhè yào fǎn tiānle!
我青鬼 青灯夜游美如画
Wǒ qīng guǐ qīng dēng yè yóu měi rú huà
不听话？等尸体头上挂
Bù tīnghuà? Děng shītǐ tóu shàng guà
不是绝 你小样就敢瞧不起我吗？
Bùshì jué nǐ xiǎoyàng jiù gǎn qiáobùqǐ wǒ ma?
你以为 你还是太子殿下？
Nǐ yǐwéi nǐ háishì tàizǐ diànxià?
花城***
Huā Chéng***
一天到晚跟谢怜干啥？？？
Yītiān dào wǎn gēn Xiè Lián gàn shà???
庙里鬼祟的
Miào lǐ guǐsuì de
咋还脸红呢
Zǎ hái liǎnhóng ne
丑逼狗花城
Chǒu bī gǒu Huā Chéng
狗日的谢怜你们都等着
Gǒu rì de Xiè Lián nǐmen dōu děngzhe
咦我说什么
Yí wǒ shuō shénme
我有剧本了么？
Wǒ yǒu jùběnle me?
老子叫你呐
Lǎozi jiào nǐ nà
就问你听歌捂着嘴笑啥？？？
Jiù wèn nǐ tīng gē wǔzhe zuǐ xiào shà???
你是想吃点
Nǐ shì xiǎng chī diǎn
谢怜的菜啦
Xiè Lián de cài la
铜炉开锅吧
Tóng lú kāiguō ba
宣姬快去把狗天官暴打
Xuān jī kuài qù bǎ gǒu tiān guān bàodǎ
别手下留情
Bié shǒuxià liúqíng
对姓裴的种马
Duì xìng péi de zhǒng mǎ
我青鬼戚容
Wǒ qīng guǐ Qī Róng
不改名姓活的多真实啊
Bù gǎimíng xìng huó de duō zhēnshí a
不比那巨阳、小气鬼慕情差
Bùbǐ nà jù yáng, xiǎoqì guǐ mùqíng chà
我cp是谁？
Wǒ cp shì shéi?
难道是...谷子吗？？？
Nándào shì... Gǔzi ma???
English (get ready to choke)
Have you ever heard of
A bas***d demon called Hua Cheng
He abducted my cousin
And laughed at me for wearing a pasture on my head
He destroyed my cave
Petty, stupid and a scoundrel
Could it be because I once
Tied him up a sack?
I'm the Green Ghost, Green Lanterns Wandering At Night as beautiful as a painting
Not obedient? Then wait for corpses to hang above your head
Not a Devastation, you're just a puny thing and dare look down on me?
Do you think you're still His Highness the Crown Prince?
Hua Cheng you as***le
What are you doing with Xie Lian from day till night???
Sneaking around inside the temple
And why are your faces all red
Hideous bas***d Hua Cheng
Son of a g*n Xie Lian you both just wait
What am I saying
Do I have any lines yet?
Have you ever heard of
That bi**h called Feng Shi
Even though he's not one of the Three Cancers
But those who defend Xie Lian are! loath! some!
And that da*n Ling Wen
Created Jin Yi Xian what a quack
Jun Wu are you going to die
A revolt will happen!
I'm the Green Ghost, Green Lanterns Wandering At Night as beautiful as a painting
Not obedient? Then wait for corpses to hang above your head
Not a Devastation, you're just a puny thing and dare look down on me?
Do you think you're still His Highness the Crown Prince?
Hua Cheng you ***
What are you doing with Xie Lian from day till night???
Sneaking around inside the temple
And why are your faces all red
Hideous bas***d Hua Cheng
Son of a g*n Xie Lian you both just wait
What am I saying
Do I have any lines yet?
Hey I'm calling you
I'm asking if you're covering your mouth and laughing while listening to this song???
I see you want to eat some of
Xie Lian's food
Open up the furnace
Xuan Ji hurry up and thrash those bas***d heaven officials
Don't show any mercy
To that stallion named Pei
I'm the Green Ghost Qi Rong
Didn't change my name, I sure live so honestly
I'm no less than that Ju Yang or petty little Mu Qing
Who is my cp?
Could it be...Gu Zhi???
Even though he's an evil character I don't know why all of my dislikes towards him vanished till the end of the novel. I feel he is just a pitiful, hopeless and retarded character whose goodness is deeply embedded in his heart.