Mama I'm in love (Bts x reader)

Wasted,

"Morning sleeping beauty" I tease as I see a tired Namjoon oncoming.
"Hi" he says through a yawn as he sits down.

"Why are you up so early?" I ask.
"I could ask you the same thing" Namjoon counters.

"That would imply that I went to bed" I say as I sip on my coffee.
"What were you doing?" Namjoon asks with tired eyes.

"Not much. A little bit of YouTube, a little bit of gaming" I lie. Actually-a pretty long night. The assassination of a few bad people were not easy without drawing so much attention.

"And you?" I ask.
"Couldn't sleep any longer" Namjoon shortly answers. I look out towards the view.

"Still having fun?" I ask, eyes on the view.
"Sure-I tried asking Yeri on a real date" Namjoon brings up.

"You player" I say with a wide grin.
"I didn't even know-why didn't you tell me?" I ask.

"I didn't want to make a big deal out of it" he shrugs.
"So, did she actually say yes?" I ask with great interest.

"She said she'd think about it" he replies.
"What's that supposed to mean?" I ask with a slight frown. Who wouldn't want Namjoon?

"That she's going to think about it" he simply answers.
"I'll talk to her-"
"No way. Drop it. You're not allowed to get in my business" Namjoon strictly says.

"You're no fun" I pout. I'm anyways going to talk to her. It's called girl-talk. It's a woman's job to get in the business of other woman.

"...and you and Taehyung?" Namjoon speaks after a moment's silence. This guy seriously contradicts himself. I'm not allowed to get into his business yet he's allowed in mine?

"Or should I say Jungkook?" Namjoon continues. I lean back in my seat, my head lazily rolls towards Namjoon with a lazy smile.

"They're cute but not for me. Just friends" I say.
"Oof-already friend-zoned" he says with an amused smile.

"It's only Taehyung. He thinks he wants something but he's just confused" I state.
"How do you know?" Namjoon asks.

"I'm sure you already think like this but-there are so many people on this planet. So many other people better than me. It's as simple as that" I shrug. He thinks about what I said, seeing him nod a little.

"Do you like him?" He finally asks.
"Excuse me?" I ask, thrown off from his bluntness.

"It's as simple as liking someone" Namjoon says with a smirk as if he's won.
"Are you trying to hook me up with Taehyung?" I ask, laughing a little, finding this very interesting. Namjoon shrugs.

"Maybe-maybe not" he simply says.
"You're confusing" I laugh.
"Yet you decipher me so easily" Namjoon laughs.
"It's a skill" I say as I flip my hair. Namjoon chuckles.

We enjoy a peaceful morning with a few words exchanged between each other. Then the rest slowly started waking up and it got more and more chaotic.

"What's the plan for today?" Jin turns to me. I stretch in my seat.
"I don't know. I was planning to chill" I say as I relax in my seat.

"Let's go shopping" Taehyung suggests, excited.
"We could" I say as I look around the group for confirmation.

"Nice" Taehyung celebrates victory.
"Oh-you guys don't have to come with" Taehyung quickly tells the rest.

"No no. We need a French translator" Namjoon quickly denies.
"Is that the only reason?" Hoseok teases with a raised eyebrow.

"While you guys argue-I'm going to wake Yeri up" I say as I stand up.