(Zelda has joined the chat)
Zelda: I'm worried
(Mipha has joined the chat)
Mipha: It's Link's birthday today.....
Zelda: Ohh, I totally forgot!!..... Sorry.
(Revali has joined the chat)
Revali: Where's the hylian dude, I haven't seen him around....
Zelda: Uhhh.... so about that
(King Rhoam has joined the chat)
Zelda: Hiya Father!
King Rhoam: Hiya Zelda, are you up in your private study?
Zelda: Yez, why
King Rhoam: Nothing, it's just you weren't in your room so I was wondering where you went to.
King Rhoam: About Link yesterday.....
Revali: Why is everybody so tense about Link today, but I haven't seen him around yesterday, and he wasn't at the chat.
Zelda: We created a separate room for meeting, then Yugas came in the first gatehouse and swooped Link up, then he was gone.
Mipha: I'm still here you know
Mipha: But today's his 18th birthday!
Zelda: I want to have a little fun today..... *smirks*
(Urbosa has joined the chat)
Urbosa: Whaddya got in stock for us today, huh, Princess Zelda?
(Zelda has changed Urbosa's name to Voe Lover)
Voe Lover: No
Zelda: Do you
Voe Lover: We have no voes in Gerudo Town, the men don't even drop by near because they know the Gerudo Guards are strict with the rule. Who else?
(Zelda has changed Voe Lover's name to Sand Seal)
Sand Seal: Not bad!
(Zelda has changed Mipha''s name to Hylian Lover)
Hylian Lover: YOU BETTER CHANGE IT BACK THIS INSTANT, ROYALTY PRINCESS WITH POOFY DRESS AND CASTLE AND CARES ABOUT MARRYING A PRINCE SOMEDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: Never, I'm having so much fun here in a year!
Hylian Lover: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Zelda you will suffer then. You have chosen your path.
(Hylian Lover has left the chat)
King Rhoam: ZELDA!
Zelda: I'm scared. Wait, there's somebody knocking on my door, I'll get the door, I need to go down all 45 floors.
King Rhoam: Let me get it, I'm closer than you
Zelda: Ok fine
King Rhoam F YOU
Zelda: Father?
King Rhoam: Mipha wants you, Zelda
Zelda: *gulp*
Zelda: How did she get here so fast?
Sand Seal: She once told me she could swim at 10 miles per hour BEING HER AVERAGE.
Zelda: Average?
Sand Seal: High Speed is 15 miles an hour.
Zelda: Whaaaaaaa
King Rhoam: She's swimming up the stairs FAST, Zelda be careful
Zelda: I'm locking the door
Sand Seal: She can bust it open you know
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
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