(I love that image of Goddess Hylia up there :)
(Everyone had joined the chat)
Link: Okay uhm it said that I had like one event or something
Zelda: same
Mipha: same
Urbosa: me 2
Revali: fine ugh me too
Daruk: little guy same!
Terrako: listening to me for 24 hours will be a breeze!
Link: WHAT
Terrako: Do you not remember? That contract that I made you sign...the 100 page long one? yeah. that agrees to this.
Impa: The legend is true! Terrako is NOt the real hero! Link is the true hero while Terrako rises up and makes everybody sign 'The Contract of the Hours'!!!!!!!
Impa: Wait i signed it too
Terrako: First up...Impa go cut your hat in half and then throw it into Lake Hylia
Impa: I-uh EXCUSE ME
Zelda: ....okay this won't end good im outta here
(Terrako has locked the chat)
Zelda: ///////////DADDY
(King Rhoam has joined the chat)
Rhoam: What is it my flower
Zelda: Terrako's being a baddie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rhoam: Terrako.
Terrako: It's not true your majesty
Rhoam: and then?
Terrako: sorry
Rhoam: Good. I will be leaving u now
(King Rhoam has somehow left the locked chat)
Zelda: !!!!
Impa: Is it okay if I only cut it a little
Impa: Like on the brim
Terrako: no
Impa: !
Link: WAHHHHWAHHHHHWAHHH I WANT MY MOMMYYYYYY
Mipha: ...i wanna go home
Daruk: terrako plz
Urbosa: have mercy, egg
Mipha: Sorry Link but...i mean your mommy isn't gonna come home
Link: :(((((((
Impa: I'm very sorry, Sheikah descendants towards the skies, all the past rulers before me, I am sorry as I have to cut my old, faithful, cloning Sheikah hat over a stupid dare in this horrible chat. (god it sounds stupid if you say it outloud) I hope you will hear my prayers and forgive me!
*Impa cuts the hat*
Terrako: yes lets go
Impa: *toss it into Lake Hylia, watching the shadow sink down*
Zelda: AHEM
Terrako: anywayz link ur next boi
Link: NOOOO
Terrako: too bad so saaaaaaadddddd
Link: :(
Terrako: So...lock urself in ur room at Hyrule Castle and u cannot have any visitors
Link: Doesn't sound like a good idea since what could happen last time could happen here. Aw well at least I have my Master Sword and 100000 types of gear and stuff and i could just like burn the castle down and kill myself so then i won't have to do any more dares and stuff like that
Terrako: u can't do that
Link: *sitting in a dark corner of his royal bedroom with a black blanket over himself and a bowl of fruits*
Urbosa: Uh
Daruk: u okay, little guy???!?!!
Zelda: Yeah, um...
Mipha: ...
Revali: Let's all admit it we all need mental help
Link: Can i at least chat
Terrako: ...eh, i'll put that as a maybe.
Terrako: u can only use emojis. Program urself to do that NOW or else
Terrako: *holds one of his knife thingys up to Link's throat*
Link: *whimpering quietly*
Zelda: STOP ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
Terrako: stop it or i'll toss you in lake hylia with rocks tied to ur hands
Zelda: .
(Link has programmed himself to chat with emojis)
Link: 😶
Link: 😡 🍳, 🍳✅😵
Terrako: okay the whole chatting with emojis thing was kinda useless since he can just do what he would normally do. okay Link you're not that bad actually
Link: 🙄
Zelda: You. You have hurt Link. I don't give a crap if I built you or not. I'm gonna make you pay, not with Rupees, but with your life.
Link: 🍿
Zelda: Link seriously
Link: 🥺
Zelda: It's okay
(Terrako has left the chat)
Zelda: I did some...things to him there
Mipha: Whew thanks
Impa: my hat...
Daruk: thx princess
Urbosa: Little Bird, i owe you. again.
Link: thx princess :)
Revali: ...fine i guess i do owe you
Zelda: With that, I'm gonna go build another Terrako!
(Zelda has left the chat)
Link: :)
(Link has left the chat)
Mipha...what zelda did...she...she...
(Mipha has left the chat)
(Revali has left the chat)
(Daruk has left the chat)
Urbosa: Anyone know why this chat hasn't been deleted yet?
(Urbosa has left the chat)
Ideas are dares are always appreciated, and cia!
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