(link has created 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘)
link: .......
link: hello
zelda: well hello there!
daruk: little guy, what's this?
revali: tch.
urbosa: oh revali shut it.
mipha: this seems interesting!
little did the champions know, this would be t...
(a/n: okay y'all, i am seriously sorry for not updating. i say this all the time but 😭 i literally haven't updated in like 2 months and i feel so bad! also, my mental health lately isn't so great and i kind of needed a break and stuff. depression and shit. hope you guys enjoy this and have a day better than mine :)
(Everyone has joined the chat)
Zelda: Why...why are there...papers stuck all over Hyrule with a dagger
Link: Who knows, marketing these days...
Daruk: Probably trying to sell us drugged veggies or sum
Revali: You guys are so stupid, just read it
Mipha:
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(made it myself 💀)
Zelda: Yeah no, how do you manage to get the camera to work so well. Everytime I do it, it's all blurry and the paper keeps flapping
Link: Let's go.
Revali: excuse me what
Link: You heard me, let's join the BOKO BOYZ CLUB
Mipha: It does give a lot of information 🤔
Urbosa: But how will we disguise? The bokoblin are surely not dumb
Daruk: just look at me
Link: dw, just paint yourselves a color and they'll believe you. just say you're a little fat and that should do
Daruk: #IFeelAttacked
*a few disguisations later*
Urbosa: This paint is so dried I might as well never clean it off
Mipha: I'm so glad i barely had to paint i'm already red -_-
Revali: feathers and paint don't go well...
Zelda: Okay guys liven up. here's the order
link = bokoblin
zelda = lizalfos
urbosa = moblin
mipha = bokoblin
daruk = lynel
revali = lizalfos
Revali: I can't even do the tail whip thing and the tongue thing like they do?? How am I gonna do this?
Zelda: Well look at me!
Daruk: -_- lynel? you're expecting a bit much from me. this ain't gonna workk
Link: Even if they call the backup forces, I'll take care of it ;)
