Mild Skyward Sword spoilers
(Everyone has joined the chat)
Link: Why-
Mipha: Hyah hyah I'm ready.
Zelda: OLYMPICS TIME!
Revali: But-
Urbosa: YES YES the guests are coming.
(Mario has joined the chat)
(Luigi has joined the chat)
(Peach has joined the chat)
(Bowser has joined the chat)
Luigi: Hi I heard you were making roasts about Mario last time-
Mario: Hi, lonk
Link: ULTIMATE ROAST:
In reality, you're as sweet as a bird.
In your dreams, you hat obsessed turd!
Peach: .....
Zelda: Oh....
Luigi: What comes next....
Urbosa: Luigi that means you too
Luigi: .....No that doesn't.
Bowser: ROARRRRRRRRR
Daruk: you ain't scare me ROARRRRRRRRRRR
Peach: Well are we going to get started on the Olympics or what
Zelda: Where's Sonic?
(I have a lot of people in this chat right now so this might fail)
(Thing is, I can't really type a chat with TOO many people because I might forget about some.)
Mario: Well he told me that he had to get 'tanned'
Mipha: ....?!
(Sonic has joined the chat)
RAUP: *SHows clip of Blue Dasher-*
Sonic: NO NOT YOU AGAIN
Link: ...Me?
Mario...Me?
Sonic: No. Nvm.
URbosa: Well are we gonna start or sit around?
Daruk: Start!
Peach: First, Sparring.
Link: HAHA
Mario: Lucky.
Sonic: PUNCHING
Zelda: no no punching-
Sonic: punches Link
Mipha: Uses Trident to stab Mario
Bowser: tries stomping on everyone even the goalkeeper
Peach: Uses umbrella and faceplants it in Mipha's face
Urbosa: Sends a lightning bolt to Bowser's face
Revali: uses bomb arrows to shoot link in the face
Link: Grabs a catapult and launches it at everyone,. then stabs like 900 times qith the master sword at each person
Zelda: Uses her sealing power and makes everybody go in a giant ball of water
Link: manages to climb out before choking then grabs zelda as the cannon for the catapuly, firing her out and breaking the water bubble
Sonic: dashes through then begins tripping everybody
Link: stabs each person 700 times in the face with sword
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