(Everyone has joined the chat)
(Link has turned on ZOOM function)
Mipha: Hey Urbosa I can see you!
Urbosa: Link turned on our cameras!
(People. You won't believe what's going on. It's raining like hell outside, stormy weather, and it complements my Wind Waker music I'm listening to! So it's like Wind Waker music with rainy sounds, since it's pouring outside LOL. Perfect.)
Daruk: Hi!
Link: Daruk what
Zelda: Hi Guys! I can see you! Revali, please turn on your camera
*Revali has turned on his WebCam*
Revali: Hi
Urbosa: Oh god Link and Zelda I can see that it's pouring where you are. Where are you?
Link: Mount Lanayru
Zelda: Mount- oh Link said it already-
Link: AHH THERE'S A STORM Zelda get over here take off all metal I'll give you the Thunder Helm
Zelda: Thanks. What are you wearing?
Link: *Rubber Set
Link: I look like a black oversized duck
Revali: Lol Link I see you
Urbosa: Daruk. I know something's going on there.
Daruk: MY SHOP OPENED!
Mipha: Yay! May I come!
Daruk: Yes. Would you like to be hired and earn 500 rupees a day?
Link: i want a new job! Zelda, are you fine with that?! You could be hired too!
Zelda: Yes yes yes! Goodbye, Princess Zelda! Hello, Zelda!
Urbosa: I can't. I run a town. But I promise I'll stop by!
Revali: No. I'll DIE up there! But do you have Doordash Delivery>
Link: I'll do Doordash!
Zelda: I'll do the cooking and baking and restocking the food!
Daruk: I'll meet with the customers!
Mipha: I can't work there. TOO HOT.
Daruk: We need more staff to help with the rupees....ANYONE ELSE?!
(Linkle has joined the chat)
Link: Hi Linkle read above! Can you help Daruk?!
Linkle: hm sure! Can I be with the rupees?
Daruk: Hmm...I trust you. Yes.
Linkle; Wahoo! I got a job other than counting fish!
Daruk: Link, Doordash Delivery. Zelda,- wait let;c change things around a bit.
Daruk: Link, Doordash Delivery. Zelda, cooking, baking, and preparing the food and market things. you know, cane sugar, rice, and things like that, Linkle, restocking our shelves, and passing Link his orders to deliver, Me, I have to work with the customers, and take care of the rupees. You all make 500 rupees a day. Sound nice?
Link: Yes. But can we switch orders if we're TIRED?
Daruk: yeah, we'll see.
Linkle: Sounds good!
Zelda: Ok
Daruk: Ok. Link, Zelda, Linkle, come on.
Time skip to Gorons lining up at the store*
Daruk: Ok,let's turn off our vids now.
(Urbosa has left the chat)
(Revali has left the chat)
(Mipha has left the chat)
Link: They got bored.
Daruk: TURN BACK ON VIDEOS
Link: Ok
Zelda: k
Linkle: Yea
Link: I'll take the phone calls and deliver them!
Daruk: We got an order! Energizing Rice Balls and Monster Cake
Zelda: Linkle, can you help me in the kitchen? I'm sure Link can manage on his own, and the shelves don't need restocking. You're gonna be my helper!
Linkle: Here's some rice, I'll roll them up, you get the stamina shrooms and crabs.
Zelda: Yea
Linkle: ORDER DONE! Here ya go Daruk
Daruk: Thanks.
Zelda: And here's the cake.
Link: I GOT A PHONE CALL- WOAH WOAH WOAH SLOW DOWN This guy wants cane sugar, raw gourmet meat, hearty elixir, goron spice, hydromelons, 2 bokoblin guts, 9 korok seeds, no way, and 10 apples. Can I take some from the shop, then Linkle can restock from the secret stash of things that never seem to run out?
Linkle: ya just take some
Daruk: Sure
Zelda: Linkle, you make the fruitcake, I'll get started on the fried greens.
Link: here's your stuff! I'm all the way in Tabantha.
Daruk: Thanks. Yes, you can take the Cane Sugar and Goa Butter for 7 rupees each. Yes, 14 rupees. Thanks so much.
Zelda: Ok, this berry goes here.....
Daruk: There's your order.....
Link: I got a phone call......
Ok!
Next chapter is Goro Buffet and Market p2!
This was TOO long, so I cut it in half. Daruk's business is sparking! Like how did someone from Tabantha hear about a shop in Death Mountain in less then one hour?! How?!
SEe yA!
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