(Everyone joined the chat)
Mipha: uhhh it;s sooo hottt
Urbosa: Not really if you live in a desert
Daruk: Or on a volcano
Link: This heatwave almost melted the walls of Hyrule Castle...I need to look on my Sheikah Slate the temperature
Zelda: Let's watch the weather report
Random Hylian on TV: Hi, it's Barbara here with the weather report! So right here in the Gerudo Region, it's 158 degrees, and here in the Death Region, it's a whopping 169 degrees! I hope the Gorons don't mind. Here in Central Hyrule, it's 123 degrees, the Hylians must be having a burnout! And in the Faron Region, it's 110, Necluda Region it's 121, in the Hebra Region, it's only 98, but still pretty hot for somewhere that snows a lot. And lastly, the Lanayru Region, surprisingly, 122 degrees! One degree less than out Hylian folks at Central Hyrule. And that, my folks if your weather today. Now I will show the report that I received from Purah and Robbie's Weather Windmill- *TV clicks off*
Link: I want to die in this weather
Daruk: It's a little more hot than usual, but we can take it!
Urbosa: We're all stranded in, Moldugas love heat so there's more than usual. There's like 5 of them swarming around Gerudo Town.
Zelda: BURNING...🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤢🔪
Mipha: Zoras are dying here...
Revali: God we're having a Snow Festival rn and it's STILL HOT because we have feathers.
Urbosa: okay
Daruk: My slate is melting
Link: MIne is overheating
Zelda: MIne is so hot it feels like you're touching Daruk's tile floor at HIS house
Revali: Mine is exploding
Mipha: MIne is overheating as well
Urbosa: You seriously should get the Slate protector that Purah made to protect it. it contains ice cubes, fire torches, and everything you need. I suggest the ice cubes, cold water, or the Frost set.
Zelda: Beautiful. I am currently taking a bath in ice cubes and cold water and the the bathroom is surrounded in the Frost set and it's still hot omg how
Link: Me too.
(Hylia has joined the chat)
Revali: You don't see that everyday- WAIT WHAT IN THE NAME OF HYLIA!
Hylia in a really magical tone of voice: Hello, Chosen Champions.
Zelda: Hello, Your Grace.
Link: I apologize For This Mess, Goddess Hylia!
Urbosa Forgive me Hylia
Mipha: G-goddess H-hylia?
Daruk: Hiya Hylia!
Revali: Wassup, I hate you, you didn't give Zelda her powers and I had to die! Dude don't you know what CALAMITY YOU CAUSED, PUNK?!?! It cost us everything! A century, non stop bickering, waiting, crying, you should have stayed Hyrule at Skyloft! Never created humans to begin with! NONE of this Ganondorf, Demise, bullshit ever happened! I'm fine if I never was invented, at least you would cut this crap! I can't even call you a goddess. I would rather talk with Link (if he would even speak) RATHER THAN A GOLDEN PUNK!
Mipha: Language-
Hylia: WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY?
Revali: Why you're bad
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