(Red Fish has got online)
Red Fish: Why in Hylia is my name Red Fish
(Gerudo Girl has got online)
Gerudo Girl: Link had changed our names and gave away the ability to do anything, not even emojis and changing our names, not even able to post photos!
Gerudo Girl: Gerudo Girl as a name isn't that bad
Red Fish: Red Fish is so bad!!!!!!
(Happy Rock has got online)
Happy Rock: Happy Rock is a lame and corny name, sounds like restaurant.
(Fallen Bird has got online)
Fallen Bird: My name is the worst of all!!!!!!!!
(Excuse Me Princess has gotten online)
Excuse Me Princess: I am going to have a talk with Link and report him to father, this is not behavior my own appointed knight should have.
Excuse Me Princess: Cuccos!
(Excuse Me Princess has been disconnected)
Red Fish: ????????
(Link has got online)
Red Fish: Change our names this instant or I will come over to Hyrule Castle with all of the Champions and track you down and electrocute and stab you and drown you and bomb you!!!!
Link: *crying*
Gerudo Girl: Did you hurt his feelings?
Fallen Bird: Well, he hurt my feelings!
Happy Rock: Mine too!
Gerudo Girl: Mine too, but we should figure out what is the meaning of this before we get to conclusions.
Red Fish: Urbosa, I sometimes see you as someone to look up too.
Gerudo Girl: Thanks Mipha
Fallen Bird: Enough with Happy talk, I want to change my name!
Happy Rock: Link changed the settings, don't forget he is the creator of this chat thing.
Fallen Bird: I will bomb his house up and shock him with my arrows alright
Happy Rock: I'm pretty sure he can kill you, meaning he is better than you because he got appointed as Zelda's appointed knight.
Red Fish: You couldn't beat Windblight ganon, and he was weak to arrows! Link beat him like in less than 1 minute.
Fallen Bird: Huh.
Link: *crying*
Gerudo Girl: Quit the crying, lockdown man
Gerudo Girl: He goes into full lockdown mode when mad or sad.
Link: :(
Link: My mom and dad died of an unknown sickness.
(Link has left)
Gerudo Girl: That explains it.
Red Fish: *crying*
Fallen Bird: moment of silence
Happy Rock: Goron Meeting of Silence.
(Excuse me princess has got online)
Excuse me princess: Link, I will hunt you down and- what's all this sadness?
Fallen Bird: Look up and don't cry.
Excuse me princess: ok.........OMG OMG OMG OMG
(Excuse me princess has left)
Red Fish: I assume she cried and left.
(Happy Rock left)
Gerudo Girl: mipha, I suggest you pay a visit to him.
Red Fish: Agreed, I'm on my way
(Red Fish has left)
(Fallen Bird has left)
(Gerudo Girl has left)
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Legend of Zelda Chats (Mostly BoTW)
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