(to make it clear for you Zim just hates every human holiday....for some reason )
*Holiday music playing in the backround*
Zim: waking up all wrapped up F*CK!!! I'VE BEEN JINGLED JANGLED!!!! those godd*mn robots keep playing holiday pranks on me....
Gir: running away with Zim's pack
Zim: GIVE ME BACK MY PACK BACK! Zim is going to die in 10 minutes....
Right Hand Man: Merry Christmas sir!
Zim: GET F*CKED FATTIE!!!
Right Hand Man: starts shooting at him
Zim: AH!!YOU WANT TO GET YOUR SH*T PUSHED IN!?
Zim: talking to Sap my least favorite is Gir... he is my robot, he is why I fail all of my plans...
Zim: starts vomiting in the sink OH go get Zim some more eggnog AND DESTROY THE DIB-HUMAN!!!!
Zim and the other villains: watching TV
Zim: oh you had it coming, you had it coming a*swhole
Zim: oh d*mnit DESTROY THE DIB-
Gamer: throws a brick at him
Zim: F*CK!!! falls down the stairs
Bipper; I thought that was my thing....
Zim: all I got for Christmas was a gun and some skittels...
Wirt: 0_0
Zim: Gir's flash light seems to be broken again get's splashed with milk Oh right I found the coffee maker- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!-
Zim: I've got so many demons....
Mabel: BOO!!!
Zim: SH*T!!
both: .....
Zim: starts to vomit again THANK YOU SLICK MABEL-HUMAN THING ... your friends only know you as a disgusting human....
Fern: Merry Christmas sir!
Zim: oh the godd*mn Tallest- gets hit with another brick OW falls down .... again....
Zim: I hate this f*cking planet.....
Invader Zib: couldn't agree more....
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Ask or Dare (Multifandom edition)
RandomNote 2021: holy fuck this is so outdated, cringy and old, remind me we people still enjoy and read this? Ask or Dare any characters from the following fandoms Gravity Falls Over the garden wall Adventure time Star vs the...
