*BEEP*
Bipper: do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Everybody at the table: giving him the' What is wrong with you' face
Beast wirt: your a hazard to society....
Evil Morty: and a coward.... DO 20!!!
*BEEP*
Matt: a man isn't defined by his past...
Fern: what are you talking about? THAT JUST HAPPENED you just ran that guy over!
Matt: people make mistakes
*BEEP*
First day of villian school be like.....
Black hat: alright who's happy to be back?
Every villian in class including me: sleepy af
Phantom: absolutely no one...
Black Hat: ME NEITHER let's get the heck out of here...
0.5 seconds later
Everybody in Black Hats car: Basically screaming and yelling...
*BEEP*
Beast Wirt: I get a call from friend one night and he says to me:
Ice Finn: hey are you coming?
Beast Wirt: and I tell him I'm going to have a guy over and he says to me:
Ice Finn :oh ok (and I hear him yell in the car) Beast wirt has a D apointment he can't come out right now! (and one of the friends goes)
Demon: don't you mean an ***apointment? (and he goes)
Ice Finn: does Beast Wirt look like a ****ing top to you?
Beast Wirt: Facepalm
*BEEP*
Red leader Tord: comes into the room clapping
3 year old Corrupted Gamer: Daddy?
Red leader Tord: ......DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR-!?
*BEEP*
The suicidal Jester (before vodka): 2 shots of vodka Pours it
5 hours later...
The suicidal Jester(after vodka): Falls down the stairs (Drunk)
*BEEP*
Wirt and Dipper: I can show you the world~!
Mabel: I wish I had a boyfriend~......
*BEEP*
Ice Finn: I'm the ice guardian, guardian of the ice!
Green knight Fern: grabs ice Finn I SAW THE ICE FINN BEFORE HIM!!!!
Ice Finn: looking at yellow Steven and his diamond army **** OFF!!!!!
*BEEP*
Corrupted Gamer: Dear diary....
Birthday Mabel: Why do they hate me~?
Genocide Frisk: WHY DON'T I FIGHT BACK!
Evil Morty: Why do I act like such a creep....
Mewberry star: why won't he date me~?
Cyclock: Why did I hit him.....?
Bipper, Beast Wirt, and Ice Finn : Why do I cry my self to sleep.....
*BEEP*
when you have to much work in school...
Wirt( Hogwarts au version): I no longer wish to adult gets a blanket from now on I'm comfy burrito raps him self with the blanket if you need me I'll be in my fluff tortilla....
this is probably also me....
*BEEP*
Tord: trying to be a good Father by getting me out of the closet...no not that kind of closet Unlock the door Gamer...
Gamer(basically my good end version): NO!!!
Tord: YOU LOCKING THE DOOR GAMER breaks the door YOUR LOCKING DOORS GAMER!!!!
Gamer: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
*BEEP*
Finn: hey bro what do you want to eat?
The Beast: The souls of the innocent...
Wirt: a bagel
The Beast: NO!!!
Wirt: .......2 bagels
*BEEP*
Beast Wirt: this is to the loser, who dared to tell me that being Gay isn't a choice.......your right! being Gay isn't a choice.....IT"S A COMPETITION AND I"M WINNING, HAVE YOU SEEN MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!! Points at Bipper
*BEEP*
Jeff the Killer: Hey I bet I can make you say 5
Broken Bryan: alright bet
Jeff the killer: laughing uhh how old were you when your dad left?
Broken Bryan: *sigh*
Lost Amulet: Laughing at him Your dad left when you were 5!
Broken Bryan: Shut up, we have the same dad...
*BEEP*
Clockwork : sees his brother hanging out with his (currectly his ex) Girlfriend so you like her hu?
Phantom: yes
years later(present time)...
Clockwork: sees his brother hanging out with his boyfriend so you like him now?
Phantom: yes
Clockwork: I don't get it who do you like, girls boys?
Phantom: grabs his arms YES!!!!
*BEEP*
Angel (he will be later introduced in the series): YOU GET YOUR FREAKING HANDS UP!!!
Bipper: YOUR NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!
Ice Finn: Shut up, we are going to go to prison...
Bipper: no we're not, say the right stuff and they just send you to a mental hospital for 10 months
Beast Wirt: I JUST this second realized why you do macrowmade(Idk how to spell anymore aperently) instead of knitting...
Bipper: yeah, no sharp objects on the board! they were super strict about that.....
*BEEP*
Atlas(also a character to be later introduced): alright,alright Ju-Just calm down J-just give me a chance to apologize
Cyclock: for what!?
Atlas: Slaps Him That for example....
Cyclock: You sneaky son of a -
Atlas: ah, ah, AH watch it! your in a church....
Cyclock: are you always this charming(no he doesn't have a thing for him) or am I just lucky.....?
*BEEP*
video: hot glue a little cactus into an empty lipstick container
Green Knight Fern: watching the video ..........WHERE THE **** DO YOU GET A LITTLE CACTUS????-
I feel like I should change this to Multifandom on crack......
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RandomNote 2021: holy fuck this is so outdated, cringy and old, remind me we people still enjoy and read this? Ask or Dare any characters from the following fandoms Gravity Falls Over the garden wall Adventure time Star vs the...
