Ask or Dare (Multifandom edition)

Relationships in a nutshell (Valentine's Day-)

I think I already complained about this in my announcements but I just fund it annoying that people just think that Valentine's Day is just most about just romance.... now this has nothing to do with me being aromatic but I thought Valentine's Day was mostly about showing love to your loved ones like family and friends........ And honestly I'm getting tired of being asked if I have a boyfriend yet- 

(Note: I might not be able to get through all of the relationships I have so-)

Cyclock and Red Leader Tord/ Clockwork and Tord 

 Honestly one of the most odd duos I've ever seen, but despite the differences this is a duo that is fun to mess with. Let's just say this the kind of friends where there is on who gets them into trouble and the other one makes it even worse- 

Tord: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THROW A GRENADE!? 

Clockwork: what? Nobody got hurt

Tord: YOU THREW IT AT A HOSPITAL!!! 

Clockwork: they were already hurt 

Tord: THERE WERE ALSO DOCTORS AND NURSES IN THERE!!! 

Clockwork: yeah well there all dying because you are over here yelling at me that I blew something up and your not even calling 911 

Tord: BECAUSE YOU DIDNT BRING ANY FUCKING MASH MELLOWS TO ROAST WHILE THE ITS ON FIRE!!!!

Clockwork: ..... OOOOOOOOHHHHHH 

Tord: how the fuck am I going to make s'mores now!? 

Bad end version is the same but Tord is the one who gets Cyclock and trouble.... and It back fires for both of them 

Cyclock: can you read your THING some where else... 

Red Leader Tord: only if you do one task for me 

Cyclock: what 

Red Leader Tord: search up Rule 34 

Cyclock: what the fuck is rule 34!? 

Red Leader Tord: just search it up and I'll stop

Cyclock: do I search it up with any topic? 

Red Leader Tord: yeah sure I don't care 

Cyclock: fine just let me grab my computer.... 

Not even a second later 

Red Leader Tord: chilling 

Cyclock: throws laptop on the floor DIE YOU DEMON!!!! Pours gasoline YOU SHALL NEVER INFECT ME WITH YOUR ..... STUFF! The floor starts to catch on fire 

Both: shit- 

Bipper: inhales alright which one of you did it 

Cyclock and Red Leader Tord: point at each other it was him 

*BEEP* 

Gamer and Lucifer/ Corrupted Gamer and Toxic Lucifer 

 Do I even need to explain this one? despite not getting along at first when they were partnered up for the rest of there after life in hell and on earth they seem to share many interest and do seem to make a good duo of idiotic demons from hell sent to kill ONE FUCKING PERSON THAT SO FAR HAS TAKEN THEM ABOUT ALMOST HALF A YEAR TO DO IT-