Alcor: comes in the kitchen and opens fridge and grabs some milk
Wirt(AU): walking in and sees that he pours the milk first did you just pour the milk first?
Alcor: yeah, what's wrong with it? is it expired?
Wirt(AU): Nobody pours the milk first! is-s it's weird!
Alcor: I pour the milk first....
Wirt(AU): IT'S FREAKING WEIRD!
Alcor: Why are you so offended????
Wirt(AU): Because..... SERIAL KILLERS POUR THE MILK FIRST!!!(says the one who turn children into trees in there spare time...)
Alcor: oh so so, Ima kill somebody for no reason because.... I pour the milk first....
Wirt(AU): I don't know maybe!?
Alcor: why does this even matter to you?
Wirt(AU): why you even do it that way?
Alcor: so the cereal doesn't get soggy as fast....
Wirt(AU): ................... what.....-
Alcor: it makes sense.....
Wirt(AU): no it doesn't
Alcor: listen..... if you pour the cereal in first and THEN pour the milk in after all of the cereal get's saturated by the milk-
Wirt(AU): all the cereal get's saturated and submerged in the milk anyway....
Alcor: NO, not if you pour the milk in first
Wirt(AU): edelwood roots come out of the ground YES IT DOES!!!!
Alcor: Wait let me finish tree head! come on...
Wirt(AU): no go ahead....
Alcor: because of surface tension the bottom layer of the cereal will act as a floatation-
Wirt(AU): what are you even saying....
Alcor: Fire comes out SHUT UP LET ME FINISH WIRT!!!
Wirt(AU): THAT'S STUPID!!!!
Alcor: YOUR STUPID!!!!!
Wirt(AU): THIS WHOLE ARGUEMENT, IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!
Alcor: YOUR THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS WHOLE ARGUEMENT!!!
Wirt(AU): Slowly gets covered in edelwood CAUSE YOU POURED THE FREAKING MILK IN FIRST IN THE BOWL!!!!!!
Alcor: More blue fire J̴̥̞͔̲̮̖̀̈̊̿̅̓͝U̸̦͎̞̘̍̏̓S̶̬̅Ţ̵̲̄̆̋ ̸̧̗̣̮̯̟͊̽͠͝L̷̡̩̞͎͓͇͉͊̊̂͂̐̕͝I̶̧̲̮̥̗̯̱͋͂͛̊͑̓S̵̲͚̏̅̾T̴͔̳̼͇̥̔͒̈́ͅE̷̱͔̰̥͛N̴͓̲̪̤͛̅͊͘ ̵͙̌͊͌͘T̶̺̄̒̂̐̀O̴̧͖̹̱͕̱̐O̴͓̼͍͋͆ ̸̢̻͎͎̝̭̣̅̀̔̈́̍͘M̸̝͔̦̠͇̱̄̃E̸̪͔̭͉̪̤̗̎̈́̄̄͊̽!̸̻̏͂!̸̩̑̄̌!̵̣̱̭̮̮̙̎!̵̻̫̮̫͉͉͛!̵̢̟͍̺̩͐̅̽́͝ͅ!̴̛̘̣̫͔͚̤̟̐̉̉̇͝!̸̝̖̜͔́̚͜͠!̴̧͓̟̮͇̳͓͝!̵̡̝̻͍͚̿͒͑!̸̲̖̖̘̹͈̼̈͊̔!̵̯̎͒̈́̔͒͑͛͜!̷͍̝͍͆̐̕̕!̵͎̆͐̈́̋͝!̵͍̃̊!̵̊ͅ!̴̛̬͙̮͖͈̆̾͑͝ͅ!̴̙̅͑̕!̷̯̰͎̑͜ͅ!̴̮̘̙̗̀̋͌͑͘͠͝!̷̘̣̻̠̓͌͐͝
Wirt(AU): ...... gosh......
Alcor: sigh now as I was saying, if you pour the cereal in on top of the milk-
Wirt(AU): wait, wait, how are you suppose to know how much milk to pour in if you don't pour in the cereal into the bowl first?
Alcor: if you eat all the cereal, and there's still more milk left either A. drink it or B. I don't know... POUR SOME MORE CEREAL!!!
Wirt(AU): but what if your not as hungry or as thirsty as you thought you were and now your just sitting here with a bowl full of extra milk and-
Alcor: making a baby voice that I can't understand.... or are you going to stop being a little BABY, AND JUST FINISH IT!!!
Wirt(AU): Cereal milk is tainted milk.....
Alcor: well that's your fault for a point to pour too much milk..... plus there is always room for more cereal, milk and cereal is like.... the ice cream of breakfast!!
Wirt(AU): Cereal for breakfast is a news box....
Alcor: but on the other hand if you pour in the cereal first AND THEN pour the milk on top of it
Wirt(AU): just STOP!!!-
Alcor: all of the milk will get soggy and-
Wirt(AU): EXACTLY
Alcor: <>_<> .............huh-
Wirt(AU): it get's soggy, exactly! That's the best part!
Alcor: your kidding me right?
Wirt(AU): no, I am not
Alcor: have you ever had soggy fruity pebbles before?
Wirt(AU): yes.............. and they're delicious...
Alcor: your a demon... (Alcor your also a demon as well....)
Wirt(AU): SOGGY FRUITY PEBBLES ARE HEAVENLY!!!
Alcor: Fire appears THAT'S DISCUSTING!!!!
Wirt(AU): edelwood roots appears YOUR DISCUSTING!!!!!
Alcor: YOUR WHOLE FACE IS DISCUSTING!!!! (now that's a lie)
Wirt(AU): YOU IDIOT, WE HAVE THE SAME FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!(not really....)
Ice Prince: coming in hey guys-
Both: WHAT!?
Ice Prince: 0_0 I just heard you arguing and..... I just gotta say, have ever tried it without the milk? I actually I prefer to eat my cereal dry....
Both: Gasp FOOL!!!
Wirt(AU): DO YOU ALSO PREFER TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITHOUT WETING YOUR TOTHBRUSH!?
Alcor: I BET YOU POOP AFTER YOU TAKE A SHOWER!!!!
Wirt(AU): HE PORBABLY BE SMELLING LIKE STRAIGHT CROTCH!!!
Alcor: RIGHT AT HOME BOOM MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY!!!!
Wirt(AU): GET YOUR "WOW" OWEN WILSON FACE OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!
Ice Prince: guys...-
Alcor: WHO EVEN ARE YOU!?
Wirt(AU): WE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE!!!!
Ice Prince: but guys-
Alcor: eating a bowl of soggy Fruity pebbles.... you know what this stuff is pretty good
Wirt(AU): I TOLD YOU!!!-
Ice Prince: can I get out of the corner now?
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Ask or Dare (Multifandom edition)
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