"HEY!! GET AWAY FROM TAMAYO-SAMA!"
"No❤️"
"DONT 'no❤️' ME YOU FU-"
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This is a crackfic, and I can't take shit seriously to save my life so um- please don't criticize on how bad I describe quirks- I haven't watched BNHA for a biiiiiit too l...
"FOLLOW MEEEEE! WE'RE OFF TO FIND THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZZZ!"
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When you write an entire chapter, or 1044 words of people screaming at each other 🤡
JKJK THERE'S MORE FORGIVE ME I-
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By the time I made it to the mountain, it was nighttime.
"This mountain is sus as fuck..." I groaned, pinching the bridge of my nose.
"JUST GO AND KILL THE DEMON ALREADY!"
"YES YES YES IM GOING IM GOING!!" I scream, running into the forest at super sonic speed.
Update! Barely five minutes in— this place smells shitter than those goddamn 'Witmeria-or-whatever' flowers.
Update! Ten minutes in— found some dumb bitch sleeping in the forest.
Oh wait they're bleeding.
I stared at them with a neutral expression, watching the blood ooze out of their body. They lay face down onto the dirty ground, and twitched every now and then. Their arm also seemed to bend in a strange way.
Huh, maybe it's just the crack.
After five minutes of nothing, I decided to speak to the stranger.
"You okay dude?" I ask at the person lying on the ground. I crouch down next to them, resting my elbow on my knee, and my chin on my hand. "Damn, you really need a bath."
The only answer I got was a 'glurg' noise.
....
....
...
"Damn, no need to be so salty." I said, poking them with a stick.
"What are you doing?" A mysterious voice asked.
"I don't know." I say, not bothering to look up to the person who just spoke. "Maybe I could ask for their opinion on meth— I mean math questions. Hey, what's 2/19+89/36?"
"...."
"I think they hate me." I whispered to the newer stranger, still not taking my eyes off of the Stranger #1.
"They're dead."
I processed what the person said, then slapped my hand over my mouth.
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