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"skrrt skrrt"
—Author

"The first dozen chapters ish are shit because I didn't know how to write back then but I promise it gets better 🤡"
—Author, but from the Future

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As my senses returned, I opened my eyes, to meet a soft breeze and moonlight. I was asleep in a normal forest, which was not where I last slept. I think.

"Where am I?" I questioned out loud, furrowing my eyebrows.

I sat up and scanned my surroundings. "So....
I'm in a forest? Wow.... Great. Too bad it's not the forest of Big-ass trees, I'd pay to meet a demon Armin."

Crackling a bit, I plopped my self up onto my elbows. But as I tried to stand up, a sharp pain pierced my arm, making me 'KJFSKDWEQJDKSG' out loud.

I fell back onto the ground, muttering an 'ow'. My gaze averted to my arm;  it looked like the skin crumpled off of a big chunk of it, and I didn't notice since most of the blood hardened. Luckily the flesh wasn't affected as much.

"Damn that stupid enderman-lookin ass that sent me here, and the crusty dude." I put an emphasis on 'crusty' to exaggerate his crusty-ness. Honestly that dude really needs some chapstick. He looks as crusty as Purple Guy from that FNAF comic.

c r u s t y

I growl as a certain dark violet-haired man and gold eyes comes back to memory.

I clenched my teeth as I forced my arm to move while ranting about how shit life is, so I can distract myself while ripping a part of my cloak off, to wrap around my wound.

"That stupid hottie who has two perfectly good eyes that can sell for millions on the black market dared to FIGHT ME?!. But he's still hot. But he sent me here. But— urgh. I'm going to 'Come🕺on💃do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺any💃longer🕺💃🕺💃🕺' all over his ass when I get the chance."

A few minutes later—

"NOW TO FIND HOMO SAPIENS!" I yeeted myself up and skrrt skrrt in a random direction.

I started to recite my memories as I walked. "Okay. So my name is F/N Monoma and I went to UA. My quirk is Copycat and—"

As I was walking, the ground suddenly broke underneath me, making me fall down into a pit.

"A trap?!" I yelled in frustration. "Why the hell is there a trap in the forest?! Damn Jing Ling!"

Not feeling productive, I used Ochaco's quirk to float up and out of the pit, then muttered 'release' as I fell back down.

"Whoever laid that trap, yo momma's a hoe." I grumbled, patting the dirt and leaves off of my pants.

"FUCK THE WOUND OPENED AGIN!!"

My 3 brain cells decided that I should maaaaaaaybe start looking for people a bit more effort to get the wound treated before it gets infected. I decided to walk towards the places with more traps, in hopes that the source is a good person and not a villain or some shit.

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