Darren: :o
Cami: FINE! BUTT PICKLE!
Sal: *Glares* TWIT!
Cami: Wow, what an insult. Please note my sarcasm!
Sal: *Sticks her tongue out at Cami*.
Cami: What are you, twelve?
Sal: At least I don't look twelve! SHORTY!
Cami: *Gasps* TAKE IT BACK!
Sal: NO!
Cami: I'M NOT SHORT!
Sal: YES YOU ARE!
Cami: *Picks up a stick and hits Sal in the face wit it*.
Sal: HEY! *Picks up a rock and throws it at Cami*.
Cami: OW! I HATE YOU!
Sal: WELL I HATE YOU MORE!
Cami: NOBODY HATES ME MORE THAN I HATE YOU!
Sal: ... Wait, huh?
Cami: EXACTLY!
Sal: WHATEVER! *Storms off*.
Cami: *Checks her watch* Give it a few seconds..
Sal: *Storms back over* MY CAR IS THAT WAY! *Storms off towards her car*.
Cami: *Rolls her eyes*.
Darren: Did you guys just quit being friends?
Cami: Who cares!? *Picks her taco up off the ground and takes a bite*.
Darren: Gross..
Cami: *Shrugs*.
*THE NEXT DAY*
Cami: *Is angrily throwing objects into a small plastic bin*.
Sal: *Walks in with a box full of stuff* I believe this is yours.
Cami: Haven't you ever heard of knocking?
Sal: Oh please, you walk into my home without knocking all the time.
Cami: Whatever. This is yours. *Hands Sal a box* Oh wait, this glass dolphin is yours, too. *Picks it up off her desk and throws it into the bin*
*DOLPHIN SHATTERS*
Sal: >:O *Puts the bin down and picks out a journal from Cami's box* Well you left your writing journal at my house! *Rips out all the pages*.
Cami: HEY! *Starts breaking all the stuff in Sal's box*.
Sal: *Breaks the stuff in Cami's*.
Cami: HEY THAT WAS EXPENSIVE!
Sal: YEAH, FIVE BUCKS!
Cami: SHUT UP!
Doris: What are you two doing!?
Cami: GO AWAY!
Doris: THAT'S MINE! *Points to a broken object laying on the floor*.
Cami: Sal broke it!
Doris: YOU'RE MEAN! *Runs to her room*.
Sal: YOU MADE YOUR LITTLE SISTER HATE ME!
Cami: GREAT! NOW YOU CAN ADD HER NAME TO THE INCREDIBLY LONG LIST OF OTHER PEOPLE THAT HATE YOU! You know, the one with your GRANDMA on it!
Sal: SHE DOESN'T HATE ME! SHE JUST HAS TROUBLE SHOWING AFFECTION!
Cami: NOT TO ME, SHE DOESN'T!
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
Time Waster # 29 -- Friendship Breakups :'(
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