(A/N: These were written a while back, so on MDW this was actually posted a couple days after my birthday :D)
--Time Waster # 23--
Sal: MOVE IT PEOPLE! WE HAVE EXACTLY FIVE HOURS!
Alfred: That's a lot of time...
Sal: I DID NOT ASK FOR YOUR OPINION, MISTER!
Alfred: Jeez Ms. Bossy, what's gotten into you?
Sal: Cami's birthday!! Now move it!
Alfred: *Quickly walks away*.
Darren: Yeah, speaking of Cami, where is she?
Sal: In my trunk. Why?
Darren: :o Why is she in your trunk!?
Sal: Well you know how I panic under pressure.
Darren: What does that have to do with anything!?
Sal: She was catching onto the party thing!! I panicked and hit her with a chair.
Darren: Are you sure she's still alive!?
Sal: Well she was still breathing when I tossed her in the trunk so... Maybe?
Darren: I'm just gonna go... o_O
Sal: Okay well I'll be right back you guys!
Drew: Where are you going?
Sal: I need to pick up some explosives. *Starts to leave but turns back around* Oh, don't tell mom.
Drew: It's not like you could disappoint her anymore than you already have.
Sal: Harsh. *Leaves*.
*ONE HOUR LATER*
Cami: *Is pounding on the trunk* YOU BETTER LET ME OUT OF HERE SAL!! BECAUSE WHEN YOU DO, I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH WITH THIS... THIS... WHAT IS THIS!?
Sal: What?
Cami: Oh you're here. What's this pointy thing!?
Sal: *Sighs* Cami, there's a lot of pointy things in my trunk. You're going to have to be a little more specific.
Cami: Well it's not like I can see! But you threw me into a trunk full of pointy stuff!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?
Sal: Everything. Duh.
Cami: LET ME OUT!!!
Sal: IT'S NOT READY YET!
Cami: What in the world are you talking about!?
*SILENCE*
Cami: ANSWER ME!! ... Sal? ... Where'd you go? Oh gosh.. she's setting up a bomb underneath the car, isn't she?
Sal: *Starts driving*.
Cami: IF YOU DRIVE ME INTO THE RIVER, I'LL DIE AND COME BACK TO HAUNT YOUR SORRY BUTT!
Sal: Oh, stop being so dramatic. *Hits a bump*.
Cami: OUCH!!!
Sal: It was just a bump!
Cami: No, I think I just got stabbed.
Sal: Are you bleeding?
Cami: Well I was stabbed...
Sal: *Sighs* Where were you stabbed, drama queen?
Cami: Hey!! My arm.
Sal: Well now we know you won't die!
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
