Time Waster # 5 -- "I Gave Your Clothes Away to Goodwill"

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--Time Waster # 5--

*AT THE CARNIVAL*

Cami: *Walks to the entrance where Darren & Alfred are standing*.

Both: Hey Cami.

Cami: Greetings, fellow characters.

Both: ...

Sal: *Walks up* Sorry I took so long. For some reason the only clothes in my closet were this old purple t-shirt and these jeans. Which is weird because I could have sworn there were tons of clothes in there last night...

Cami: *Covers an evil smile with her hand* Anyway, what shall we do first?

Sal: Hmm.. Um, that shirt looks really familiar... *Points at a nearby girl*.

Cami: ... Weird.

Sal: *Sees a bunch of kids wearing clothes that look like hers* That's so odd...

Alfred: *Face palm*.

Cami:  Finally, I'm not the stupid one.

Sal: *Glares*.

Cami: I gave your clothes away to Good Will last night. MUAHAHHHAHAHHA!

Sal: WHAT!? 

Cami: Don't worry, it's summer. You'll have time to buy more before school starts. Besides, I left that outfit and the one you were wearing last night.

Sal: SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

Cami: Because you tried to kill my favorite celebrity!!

Sal: Because I don't like him!!

Cami: Well I do!!

Darren: >:P I don't.

Sal: Yeah but that's expected. If your girlfriend likes him then you have to hate him.

Darren: *Shrugs* True, true.

Cami: Does this mean Alfred likes him?

Alfred: *Whistles*.

Sal: ALFRED!

Alfred: What? He's got awesome hair and good music!

Sal: No! Anyone can mimic that hair!

Cami: Unless you're bald.

Sal: >_<

Cami: Besides, you can't mimic the awesome volume of the beautiful hair he has. And you can't mimic the voice either!

Sal: Who'd want to?!

Cami: :o Well!! Let's go to a roller coaster!

Sal: ...

Cami: So I can push you out while it's doing a loop!

Sal: D: Witch!

Cami: Thanks, but flattery will get you no where. ;)

Sal: >_< FML.

Darren: Seriously, let's go ride a roller coaster. It's getting boring standing around here talking about... that guy.

Sal: You mean girl.

Darren: *Snickers*.

Cami: He! He is a male, and he has a name.

Darren: Yes but if I say it I might puke.

Cami: How insulting.

*SOMETIME LATER THAT NO ONE REALLY CARES TO KNOW ABOUT AND I DON'T REALLY CARE TO ANNOUNCE...*

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