(A/N: This is actually # 11 on my old account at MDW. But I'm combining, like I said. Anyway, I hope you like this :D Also - kinda important note here: these Time Wasters have a lot of events that are unrealistic, but it's just for fun so. . . yeah :D)
--Time Waster # 8--
Cami: *Pulls a smoke bomb out of her pocket and throws it into the crowd*.
*NOTHING HAPPENS*
Alfred: *Face palm* *Goes and picks up the smoke bomb, pulls out the clip thing, and then throws it again*.
Cami: Ah.
*SMOKE FILLS THE ROOM AND PEOPLE SCREAM*
Cami, Sal and Alfred: *Grab JB acting like security*.
Alfred: Darn crazy fans.
JB: Tell me about it.
*OUTSIDE*
JB: Wait...
Sal: Wow you're stupid. DRUG HIM!! *Puts chloroform-soaked napkin over his mouth until he passes out*.
Cami: I'm mad. That was the last of my chloroform. Sad face.
Alfred: ... Wow. Pathetic.
Cami: Shut up, Uncle Alfred.
Alfred: THIS ISN'T A BATMAN MOVIE!!
Cami: *Rolls her eyes and helps drag JB to the car*.
Darren: *Pops the trunk open*.
Cami: You can't stick him in there!
Darren: Sure we can. *Takes JB and shoves him into the trunk*.
Sal: I'm surprised this worked.
Cami: Sad face...
Darren: Let's go. We can dump him in the river.
Cami: NO!
Sal: *Rolls her eyes* We're putting him in a canoe and shoving him out, Darren.
Darren: >_< Fine. *Gets into the drivers seat and starts the car*.
Others: *Climb in*.
Drew: Why did you leave me out here? You take me to a JB signing, but you leave me!!
Sal: Shut up, Drew.
Drew: >_<
Cami: We kidnapped Justin Bieber.
Drew: *Smiles evilly* It's the CSI episode all over again. But he's the good guy and we're the cops who shoot him down...
Cami: No!! It's nothing like that!
Darren: It could be..
Alfred: JB'S MUSIC IS AWESOME! YOU CAN'T KILL HIM!
Sal: Alfred! He sucks!
Alfred: *Starts mumbling to self*.
Sal: >:P Are you gonna start driving or not?
Darren: Yes. *Starts driving*.
*AT THE DOCKS*
Cami: *Takes a canoe down from the rack outside and shoves it into the water* Hurry up.
Alfred and Darren: *Bring JB over to the canoe and drop him in*.
Cami: Careful!!
Darren: No.
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
