A/N: I'm posting my first 5 today. I hope you like them. Again -- they are quite unrealistic sometimes. Don't worry, they get funnier eventually.
--Time Waster # 2--
Cami's Mom (C.M): *Pulls into the driveway and gets out* What smells like burning rubber?
Cami: OOPS!! *Runs to the grill and opens it up* THEY'RE ON FIRE!!!!
Doris (Cami's sister): MY BARBIE DOLLS!
Cami: Well... BYE! *Runs away*.
*A FEW MONTHS LATER - AT THE COURT HOUSE*
Sal: *Bursts through door* FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cami: *Has a wire spread across the steps and is waiting at the bottom, standing with Darren* SAL!
Sal: CAMI!! *Runs to the steps, trips over the wire, and falls down the stairs* AGH!!!! *Lands by Cami's sneakers*.
Cami: Hey.
Sal: Figures you would do something that.
Cami: :D Haha... Yeah...
Sal: *Gets up* Why is Darren here?
Darren: .........
Cami: ...........
Sal: *Face palm* I should've known.
Darren & Cami: :D
Random Group of People: *Trip over the wire at the stairs* AGH!!!!!!!!!!!
Sal, Cami & Darren: *Stare*.
Darren: Maybe you should cut the wire...
Cami & Sal: *Stare at Darren*.
Darren: Or not...
Cami & Sal: Exactly.
Sal: I need a smoothie.
Cami: YAY! TO INTA JUICE!!!!
Sal: YAY! :D
*AT INTA JUICE*
Alfred: *At the counter* What can I get you?
Darren: Strawberry Banana Smoothie.
Cami: Can you mix Banana, Kiwi & Strawberry?
Alfred: Sure.
Cami: SWEET! :D
Sal: *_*
Alfred: *_*
Cami: Oh for the love of snack cakes!! She'll have the same as me.
Alfred: *_*
Cami: >:( ALFRED!
Alfred: Huh? Wha-- How do you know my name?!
Sal: She's a stalker.
Cami: You're wearing a name tag, idiot.
Alfred: Oh yeah...
Cami: She'll have the same as me.
Alfred: Okay.
Sal: Okay.
Alfred: Okay.
Sal: Okay.
Alfred: Okay.
Sal: Okay.
Alfred: Okay.
Sal: Ok--
Cami: OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Sal & Alfred: ............
Cami: *Drags Sal to a booth with Darren*.
*A FEW MINUTES LATER*
Alfred: *Brings the smoothies to the booth*.
Cami: Hey, Al. Sal wants to go out with you.
Sal: *Chokes on smoothie*.
Alfred: Cool. :D
Cami: She said you two should go to a movie.
Alfred: Cool :D
Sal: *Is still choking*.
Cami: Yeah she wants you to pick her up at 5.
Alfred: Okay. :D *Leaves*.
Darren: *Slaps Sal's back*
Sal: *Stops choking but is gasping for breath* Thanks.
Darren: Yep.
Sal: Why did you do that!?
Darren: Because you were chok--
Sal: Not you!!
Darren: .......
Cami: Because you like him.
Sal: *Glares*.
*AT THE MOVIE*
Darren: *Is sitting at the top by Cami* *Whispers* Why are we here?
Cami: *Whispers back* To spy on Sal.
Sal: *Sits next to Cami without her knowing*.
Alfred: *Sits next to Sal*.
Darren: Where is she?
Cami: *Looks around* Um...
Sal: Next to Cami!!
Cami & Darren: *Jump and look at Sal*.
Cami: ... Hellooooo... :D
Sal: *Glares*.
Cami: Haha... We were just leaving... *Stands up*.
Darren: *Also stands up*.
Sal: Mm-hm. Sure you were.
Alfred: :)
Cami & Darren: *Start to leave*.
Cami: *Turns around* Wait, will you tell me how it--
Sal: LEAVE!
Cami: *Hisses like a cat at Sal and leaves with Darren*.
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A/N: So they're kind of short, but they get longer eventually. I already have 86 written, but I'm only going post a few a day until I catch up and they're being combined. I hope you liked it! :D Tell me what you think? Any advice would be cool, too. Thanks for reading.
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
