(A/N: Like I said before, these have events that are unrealistic. Please don't get mad if it doesn't seem real to you, because it really isn't supposed to be. And no, no one mentioned it - I just wanted to make sure you knew :D)
--Time Waster # 9--
Sal: So where exactly are we gonna go?
Cami: How the heck should I know?! I didn't plan this out!
Sal: We decide to go kidnap some idiot and you didn't plan this out?!
Cami: Did you?!
Sal: As a matter of fact, I did. *Smiles triumphantly and pulls out large black book*.
Cami: Ooh is that your diary? ^_^
Sal: No, I burned my last one and decided to never have one again.
Cami: Awh, why?
Sal: Because you stole it and read it out loud to everyone at the talent show.
Cami: Hardly anyone heard me!
Sal: YOU SAID IT INTO THE MICROPHONE! IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL!
Cami: Don't get your underpants in a twist.
Darren: That sounds painful.
Drew: Gross :P
Sal: *Shakes head* Just drive to Washington.
*A LONG WHILE LATER - NO, I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG AND I REFUSE TO LOOK IT UP. WHY? BECAUSE I'M LAZY, THATS WHY.. WHY ARE MY CAPS ON? ANYWAY - AT A GAS STATION*
Sal: So I called the family.
Cami: And?
Sal: I told them you kidnapped us all.
Cami: Why?!
Sal: Because basically you did.
Cami: I hate you.
Sal: :) I know. Our moms said to try and be home soon.
Cami: ... Somehow I get the feeling they want us gone.
Sal: Nah they lov-- well.. now I'm sad.
*IN THE CAR*
Sal: *Reading from a book* Awwwwwwhhh!!
Cami: What the heck are you gushing about now?
Sal: Listen to this: It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Cami: ... Once my mom forgot me in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
Sal: -__- You are a very, very pitiful child.
Cami: . . . Thank you! :D
Sal: You don't even know what the heck pitiful means, do you?
Cami: Of course I do! I said thank you. Duh. :P
Sal: You are dangerously stupid.
Cami: That's a little harsh.
Alfred: Can we stop soon?
Cam: No. *Pulls into parking lot*.
Alfred: You make no sense at all.
Cami: That's kind of the point.
*LATER THE NEXT DAY*
Sal: I love swimming!! *Swims around in the hotel's pool*.
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
