Cami: I wonder if they have any food.
Alfred: Cami, this place has been vacant for about thirty years.
Cami: Your point is? *Goes into the kitchen and starts looking through the cupboards* I found canned ravioli! It expired twenty-nine years ago, though... Ah, I'm sure it's still good. Where's a can opener?
Alfred: That's disgusting!
Cami: Oh don't be such a baby. I'm only kidd-
Sal: *Screams*.
Alfred: Are you okay!?
Cami: She probably saw a spider. NAME HIM CARLOS!
Darren: DON'T NAME HIM THAT!
Cami: *Glares*.
Alfred: *Calls up the stairs* Sal?
*NO ANSWER*
Cami: Maybe she found some really old chocolate and ate it.
Alfred: Why would she scream about that?
Cami: >:) Maybe it wasn't really chocolate. Maybe it was a pile of ants glued together.
Alfred: You're messed up.
Cami: That's what my mom says...
Alfred: *Sarcastically* Gee, I wonder why. SAL!?
*STILL NO ANSWER*
Cami: *Sighs* Fine, let's go upstairs and search.
*TWENTY MINUTES LATER*
Darren: FOUND SOMETHING! *Comes out of a room holding a note*.
Cami: Is it her dead body?
Darren: What? No, Cami. What the crap is wrong with you?
Cami: Many, many things.
Alfred: Anyway.
Darren: Oh right. It's a letter.
Cami: Read it!
Darren: Dear Losers -
Cami: That's us! ... WAIT A SECOND!!
Darren: *Rolls his eyes and continues reading*.
"If you ever want to see your friend Sal again, meet me in the woods behind Darren's house."
Cami: Let's go get some tacos.
Darren: Cami!
Cami: I'm just kidding! Sheesh! Let's go save Sal.
*IN THE WOODS*
Cami: So Darren, why does the letter person know your name?
Darren: I don't know, but he knows Sal's name, too.
Cami: He's probably a stalker.
Alfred: How do you know it's a he? Maybe it's a girl.
Cami: Doesn't matter, I'm still going to beat the person up with a baseball bat.
Darren: You don't have a baseball bat.
Cami: *Picks up a large stick* This should be a good substitute.
Darren: Okay...
Random Person In A Cloak (RPIAC): Ah, you came.
Cami: I knew it was a dude.
Alfred: Whatever.
RPIAC: Did you bring what I asked you to?
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
Time Waster # 26 -- Left at a Gas Station.
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