After a while both Dan and I got bored so i decided to text Michael.
Rainbow Unicorn
Ashlynn-Hey Mikey
Mike-Ok, so I fell on my ass earlier
Mike-It still hasn’t stopped hurting
Mike-And by earlier I mean hours
Mike-It hurts so much oh my god
Mike-If this is what anal feels like I’m not gay anymore.
Ashlynn-OMFG MICHAEL!!
Mike-What?
Ashlynn-That’s terrible
Mike-It’s not as bad as the joke Blake made twenty minutes ago
Ashlynn-Oh god. What did that idiot say?
Mike-My mum- we’re having chinese for dinner
Blake-I didn’t know you had a cat.
Ashlynn-Wow
Mike-Oh it get’s worse
Ashlynn-Do I want to read it?
Mike-Me-Mum there’s a hair in my food
Blake-It’s from your cat
Me-We don’t have a cat
Blake-Not anymore
Ashlynn-………..
Mike-I know
Ashlynn-Did you hit him?
Mike-I wanted to but I was too busy laughing
Ashlynn-Ok I have to admit it is funny
Mike-Yeah. So what are you up to girly?
Ashlynn-Watching Family Guy with Dan
Mike-He’s hot. Don’t hit me
Ashlynn-Stop talking about my bf like that
Mike-Awe you’re dating! That’s too cute
Ashlynn-Thanks. I know I am
Mike-Why are we friends?
Ashlynn-Because I’m hilarious
Mike-Oh yeah. Like that time you fell and smashed your ass on the floor
Ashlynn-It wasn’t that bad
Mike-It was bad
Ashlynn-Shut up
Mike-Make me
Ashlynn-What are you a straight fuck boy???
Ashlynn-You’re just pretending to be gay
Ashlynn-Whenever you and Blake kiss you say no homo
Mike-I keep my socks on when we get intimate
Ashlynn-Yep. Didn’t need to read that
Mike-You didn’t need to but you did
Ashlynn-Fuck you
Mike-No thanks. I’m gay honey
Ashlynn-I bet I could convert you back
Mike-Only Ariana Grande holds that power
Ashlynn-Well shit
Mike-Got to go. Blake’s getting antsy
Ashlynn-Tell Him he should keep his dick in his pants for once
Mike-He said that he always does
Ashlynn-I walked in on the two of you during sexy time Halloween remember?
Mike-That doesn’t count
Ashlynn-How?
Mike-You weren’t supposed to be there
Ashlynn-I was still there
Mike-WELL YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO!!!
Ashlynn-WELL I WAS!!!
Mike-I’M 110% DONE WITH YOUR SHIT
Ashlynn-FINE!! FUCK YOU!!
Ashlynn-LOVE YOU MIKEY :*
Mike-Love you too baby :*
Ashlynn-I think your bf is gonna be jelly
Mike-Piss off. Love you. Bye
Ashlynn-Loves you too. Bye bye
“That escalated quickly,” Dan said from behind me, making me jump.
“You mother fucker!” I said then punched his shoulder.
“I’m your king. Admit it,” he smirked.
“Fuck you,” I said then punched his shoulder again.
“Gladly,” he said then leant over the top of me. He gave me an upside down kiss before walking to the kitchen, “by the way mum said we’re having Chinese for dinner,” I couldn’t stop myself from bursting out laughing. “What?”
“Nothing. Just something Blake said”
“Oh god,” he groaned.
“Shut the fuck up”
“Make me,” he said with a cheeky smirk.
“Alright. You might moan a little though,” I said then laughed.
“I think we have time to bang one out before dinner,” he said casually.
“We’ve only been dating for a few hours and you already want in. Tsk tsk tsk. At least buy me dinner first”
“I am,” he said then my smile dropped. “That’s what I thought”
“I hate you”
“No you don’t”
“Yes I do”
“No you don’t. Shut up”
“No!”
“Yes!”
“No!”
He suddenly rushed over and pressed his lips against mine, “I win,” he smirked after he pulled back.
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Banter || Hemmings
Fanfiction"I don't know how you manage to stay alive without a brain" "That's rich, because you seem to be doing just fine without a heart"
