Cami: You're just jealous!! *Runs to the food area*.
Charlie: She's so dramatic.
Sal: Charlie! You're here! Oh, and with Jack.
Jack: Glad to know I'm appreciated.
Sal: Yeah, not really.
Jack: I was being sarcastic.
Sal: I know.
Jack: -_-
*A COUPLE MINUTES LATER*
Cami: *Runs by* GET HIM AWAY!! *Hides behind Charlie*.
Charlie: What are you doing?
Cami: That clown is trying to get me to give him Carlos so he can turn him into an actual agent!
Clown: *Walks over* Jeez you run fast. I was only offering to turn your tuxedo rock into a real person.
Cami: No thanks! Go away!!
Charlie: *Rolls her eyes* Cami, it's only make-up. He's just a normal guy in a clown suit.
Cami: Well he's freaky. And clowns don't do magic!! Well not the kind you're talking about.
Clown: Well I'm also a magician.
Cami: *Gives Carlos to Charlie* Give him to the clown.
Charlie: *Rolls her eyes* Yeah, I guess your arms don't work. *Hands the rock to the clown*.
Cami: If you kill my rock, I'll retaliate.
Clown: But he--
Sal: Don't bother trying to convince her he isn't even alive. It's hopeless.
Cami: Shut up.
Clown: *Pulls out a magic wand and says a bunch of random words*.
*CARLOS THE ROCK TURNS INTO A REAL PERSON*
Cami: *Screams and runs away*.
Sal: AWESOME!!
Charlie: How'd you do that!!
Clown: Well I didn't think it would actually work.
Carlos: I used to be a real person. Before an evil witch that looks like you-- *points to Sal* -- turned me into a rock.
Sal: I didn't do it!
Carlos: Well, I need to get back to my old life. I've been a rock for two months and my family thinks I'm dead.
Sal: Accuse me of anything again and you will be.
Carlos: Um... Tell Cami thank you.
Clown: I'm the one that turned you into a person!
Carlos: Yeah but you're also pretty freaky. Ooh tacos. *Walks away*.
Sal: He's like a guy version of Cami.
Cami: *Comes back over with a taco* Where'd Carlos go?
Sal: Uhh.. to get a taco. He said thanks.
Clown: She did nothing!
Cami: I brought him to you!
Clown: You ran away from me at first!
Cami: Yeah, but I still gave him to you!
Charlie: Actually, you made me do it.
Cami: *Rolls her eyes* Oh be quiet. *Takes a bite of the taco* I'm gonna go find Carlos so we can talk about tacos. *Leaves*.
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
Time Waster # 25 -- Carlos the Rock-- er, Human...
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