Sal: Oh please, your mom will get me out of here.
Cami: So you agree that you have no chance of escaping on your own?
Sal: Shut up, Cami.
Martha: Could you two be quiet? We're going to go get some food.
Patrick: Yeah, so don't mess anything up while we're gone.
Martha: What in the world are they gonna mess up!? THEY'RE IN NETS!
Patrick: LET'S JUST GO, OKAY!? I want pizza.
Martha: You and your stupid pizza.
Patrick: DON'T HATE ON PIZZA!
Charlie: SHUT IT! Gosh, you two are worse than Sal and Cami.
Sal & Cami: Hey!
Charlie: *Shrugs* You know its true.
Sal: Well...
Cami: I guess...
Patrick: *Groans* I can't wait to be away from these kids.
Martha: It's only gonna take like ten minutes. *Leaves with Patrick*.
*A COUPLE MINUTES LATER*
Cami: Are they gone?
Charlie: *Sarcastically* Well, considering we can totally see them...
Cami: This is no time for sarcasm. Quit being a witch.
Charlie: *Glares*.
Alfred: Hello??
Sal: ALFRED!
Cami: Awh, did someone miss their little boyfriend?
Sal: He's not my boyfriend!!
Alfred: -_- I can't believe you two still manage to make each other mad when you're kidnapped.
Charlie: You should have been here earlier then. You missed quite a show.
Sal: Shut up, Charlotte.
Charlie: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE FREAKING NAME!?!?
Sal: Do me a favor and don't save Charlie.
Alfred: Will do.
Charlie: Alfred! Ugh, I hate you people.
Alfred: *Shines flashlight up* How am I supposed to reach you?
Darren: Hit a growth spurt?
Alfred: Shut up.
Cami: Yay! Darren's here!
Sal: *Snickers*.
Cami: Shut it.
Charlie: Where's Jack?
Darren: In the getaway car.
Alfred: Also known as Sal's grandmother's car.
Sal: She let you take her precious Cadillac to save me!? I knew she loved me!! ^_^
Alfred: Well then this is awkward...
Sal: What?
Darren: We were visiting Cami's mom when she got the call and--
Cami: Wait, why were you visiting my mom?
Darren: Well I went to see you and Alfred insisted on coming with because he thinks your mom is--
Alfred: -- AN AMAZING BAKER OF BROWNIES!
Darren: No, you think her mom is hot.
Alfred: *Sighs* Thanks a lot, butt pickle.
Cami: *Makes a disgusted face*.
Darren: So anyway, when we mentioned that we wanted to go save you guys Sal's grandma said, "Sal needs to grow up and stop whining for the help of others."
Sal: :o
Alfred: Then I added that Cami and Charlie were there and she said, "Nooo, not sweet Cami!" and she handed us her keys.
Cami: *Sings* Grandma loves me!!
Sal: She's my grandmother, not yours!
Cami: IF YOU CAN CLAIM BEN, I'M CLAIMING YOUR GRANDMA!
Sal: NO!
Cami: YES!
Sal: N--
Jack: *From outside* HURRY UP!
Cami: Yeah we have like five minutes or something now until they get back.
Darren: Right, so... Alfred, get on all fours. I'll stand on your back so I can cut the nets open for the girls to climb out.
Alfred: Why do I have to be the freaking step-stool!?
Darren: Because I said so.
Alfred: You're turning into a male Sal.
Sal: Hey!
Cami: Don't be rude! Sal's already a male.
Sal: I AM NOT!
Alfred: She doesn't even look like a dude.
Cami: Have you seen her when she wakes up in the morning?
Sal: SHUT UP, CAMI!
Cami: *Stifles laughter*.
Darren: Alfred--
Alfred: I know! *Gets down*.
Darren: Thanks.
*AFTER THE GIRLS ARE FREE! :D*
Sal: Hey, Cami?
Cami: What?
Sal: I just wanted to say that I'm sor-- *Begins choking Cami*.
Cami: What th-- gakgakgak.
Charlie: *Rolls her eyes and pulls Sal away* Wait until we're out of here! *Quickly drags Sal out of the room with the others*.
*OUTSIDE*
Jack: What took you guys so long?
Charlie: Just drive. >:(
*A COUPLE MINUTES LATER - WITH MARTHA AND PATRICK*
Martha: We're bac-- DANG IT! *Throws pizza at the wall*.
Patrick: I was looking forward to eating that!
Martha: Shut it, Patrick. They escaped.
Patrick: Noooo!
Martha: Quit being so dramatic. That was our vacation money!! Now we have to spend summer vacation stuck in this stupid warehouse! And it smells like dead cat!
Patrick: That might be Fluffy. It's been a while since we've seen him.
Martha: UGH!!
*AT SAL'S HOUSE - REUNITED WITH THE ENTIRE FAMILY*
S.G: Oh, Cami! I'm so glad you're alive! *Hugs Cami*.
Cami: Me too! It was so scary!
Sal: No it wasn't.
S.G: BE QUIET, SAL!
Sal: >:P
C.M: I'm so happy you're all here now and safe. Let's order Chinese food.
Cami: Yum! ^_^
Sal: Don't forget to ask for fortune cookies!
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HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
Time Waster # 20 -- Kidnapped Pt. 2
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