Cami: NO!!!!!
Ben: I'll bring out food..
Cami: *Dashes back into the room* Food? Did you say food?
Ben: You're weird. *Goes to kitchen and comes back with a bowl of chips*.
Cami: *Starts eating chips* What's the story?
Ben: I don't actually have one, I just thought we could think of some old funny ones.
Sal: Ooh! I can tell the one about when Cami and I first met!!
Cami: Oh geez.
Sal: Shut up.
Cami: >:P
Sal: *In dramatic voice* It all started... with... um.
Cami: Just shut up and tell the freaking story.
Sal: >:(
*THE STORY.. FLASHBACK.. WHATEVER.*
Cami: *Is jumping rope* Four, Five..
*CUTE BOY WALKS BY*
Cami: Three hundred and fourty eight...
*BACK TO PRESENT*
Cami: Sal! That's the wrong freakin' story!!
Sal: Oh right. That was when you first met Darren.
Darren: So you didn't really jump rope that many times?
Cami: Thanks a lot, Sal. >:(
Sal: Oh shut up. Now, the actual story!
*REAL FLASHBACK THING - KINDERGARTEN - INDOOR PLAY TIME*
Sal: *Walks to the back of the room to get a book and see's Cami squirting glue into her mouth* What the heck are you doing?
Cami: What's it look like?
Sal: Why don't you eat real food?
Cami: Because the big kids said glue was better and yummier.
Sal: Are you stupid or something?
Cami: ...
Sal: Do you even know what stupid means?
Cami: Define 'stupid' please.
Sal: Wow. *Looks out window* Whoa! Look at that car!
Cami: *Looks out window and sees a purple slug bug* Oooh, that's Mrs. Carter's car!
Sal: It's pretty. I wish I could drive it!
Cami: Me too. *Walks over to Mrs. Carter* Can I have a hug? *Makes sad face*.
Mrs. Carter: Awh! Sure! *Hugs Cami*.
Cami: *Takes keys from Mrs. Carter's dress pocket without her knowing* Thank you. *Walks over to Sal*.
Sal: Where'd you go?
Cami: You said you wanted to drive it.
Sal: What?
Cami: Let's go outside! :D
Sal: Okaaaay. *Follows Cami outside*.
Cami: *Unlocks the door to Mrs. Carter's car and climbs in*.
Sal: What are you doing!?
Cami: You said you wanted to drive it!!
Sal: Yeah, one of my own! When I'm actually allowed to!
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
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