Time Waster # 14 -- Ben's Honeymoon in Hawaii <3

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Old Lady: *Quickly walks away*.

*TWO HOURS LATER*

Sal: *Wakes up in the shopping cart in a vacant parking lot* What the- SHE LEFT ME HERE!?!?

*AT CAMI'S HOUSE*

Sal: *Comes into the house looking mad and slams door shut*.

Cami: Hello??

Sal: *Walks into the living room where everyone is hanging out*.

Charlie: Where the crap have you been??

Sal: CAMI KNOCKED ME OUT AT THE STORE AND LEFT ME IN THE PARKING LOT!! IN A SHOPPING CART!!

Everyone But Cami & Sal: CAMI!!

Alfred: You said she was visiting her grandma!!

Cami: And you believed me? Dude, her grandma hates her!

Sal: She does not hate me!!

Everyonee But Sal: Yes she does.

Sal: *Glares* I'm going to bed.

Cami: But it's not even late yet...

Sal: Shut up!!! *Stomps out of the room*.

Alfred: Someone's cranky...

Sal: I HEARD THAT!!

Alfred: :P

*LATER THAT NIGHT - DINNER TIME*

C.M: Oh, I'm just so happy that my oldest child got married! ^_^

Ben & Sophia: :)

C.M: So Cami, when will you get married and move out?

Cami: I'm fifteen...

C.M: So?? Lots of kids get married at fifteen.

Cami: You're just trying to get rid of me, aren't you?

C.M: Of course not!! *Starts whistling*.

Cami: -_-

Sal: *Stifles laughter*.

Cami: Shut up! Your grandma still hates you!

Sal: >_< One day Cami... One day.

Cami: Do you ever continue a sentence or just repeat yourself like an idiot?

Sal: SHUT UP!

C.M: No yelling at the table, please. :)

Sal: Sorry mom.

Cami: SHE'S MY MOM!!!!

C.M: Cami! I said NO YELLING!

Cami: >_< I hate this place.

Ben: Well Sophia and I should get going. We're going on our honeymoon tonight and we don't wanna miss our plane.

C.M: Okay, have fun you two!

Ben & Sophia: *Get up and leave*.

Sal: Ohhh. I have to be somewhere. *Gets up*.

Cami: Where?

Sal: No where... Home... NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! *Runs out of house*.

Darren: What a spaz.

Cami: *Nods in agreement*.

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