Cami: Well this is getting to be boring again, so.. I'll be right back.
Sal: Where are you going?
Cami: Well not that it's any of your business, but I'm going to cut my hair.
Sal: Moron.
Cami: I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I!? *Sticks tongue out and runs to the bathroom*.
Sal: What the crap..?
*20 MINUTES LATER*
S.G: Cami, do you want to go ice skating?
Cami: Yes!
S.G: Okay everyone, let's go.
Sal: You didn't even ask the rest of us!
S.G: Well your opinion doesn't really matter to me.
Sal: Well that's rude.
S.G: Stop whining and get in the car.
Sal: >:P
*AT THE OUTDOOR ICE SKATING RINK*
Sal: This is so bogus. Couldn't you tell Grandma you wanted to go to an indoor swimming pool!? It's freezing out here!
Cami: Suck it up, you whining baby.
Sal: I'm not a whining baby!!
Cami: Yes you are!
Sal: No I'm not!
Cami: Are too!
Sal: AM NOT!
Cami: ARE TOO!
Charlie: SHUT UP!! YOU'RE BOTH WHINING BABIES!
Cami: She's so mean...
Sal: I know.
Charlie: *Skates away while mumbling curse words*.
Cami: Hey who's that really girly looking chick talking to Ben?
Sal: Probably a girl scout.
Cami: No. She looks too old for that.
Sal: How can she be too old for girl scouts when you're still in there yourself?
Cami: You said you'd never speak of it!! Besides, I'm only in there because girl scouts don't come to my house to offer me cookies anymore, so I have to be one to buy them from myself.
Sal: They're too afraid to because you chased them around the neighborhood in a Ghost Face costume.
Cami: And your point is?
Jack: *Skates up* Who's that?
Cami: I think he's the killer in the Scream movies.
Jack: I meant the blonde girl.
Sal: Oh, we think she's a girl scout.
Jack: Too old.
Sal: Nuh-uh. Cami's a girl scout and she's a teenager.
Cami: SAL! HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS! *Turns to Jack* It's for dee coooookies!
Jack: Sure it is.
Cami: >:P
Ben: *Walks over with the blonde girl* Hey guys.
Sal: Who are you and why are you holding my brothers hand?
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
Time Waster # 13 -- Explosives, Ice Skating, & Ben's Fiance.
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