Sal: *Shrugs*.
Cami: :P
Sal: I'm Sal. Right now we're working on setting up a bunch of candles on the steps of the staircase and I'm gonna squeeze lighter fluid on them.
Jack: Wait, we're gonna set the place on fire!?
Sal: Yeah, when everyone goes outside. *Starts setting up candles*.
Jack: *Says quietly* You rock. *_*
Sal: What?
Jack: Nothing!
Charlie: >:(
Cami: *Starts setting up candles, too*. You two could go create a distraction or something to get everyone outside. If you still wanna be apart of this.
Jack: Okay. *Goes to CheeseWhiz's microphone with Charlie*.
Charlie: THERE'S A TWO HEADED DOG OUTSIDE AND HE'S EATING A CAT'S FACE!
People In The Crowd: EW! GROSS! THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Jack: Well if you get pictures of it you could get tons of money.
People Except Darren & Alfred: *All run outside*.
Cami: Okay, it's all set up.
Alfred: We should have known the two of you would do something tonight.
Darren: After being out of jail not even a full day.
Alfred: I honestly expected this to happen sooner.
Sal: *Squeezes lighter fluid on and around the candles*.
Cami: Where did you get that?
Sal: Your bedroom.
Cami: ... You owe me ten bucks.
Sal: But it's a tiny tube! I bet it only cost you five bucks at most.
Cami: Oh it did. But I add interest.
Sal: *Shakes head* Idiot.
Cami: Moron!
Sal: Dumbo!
Cam: Loser!
Charlie: Hey! Can we please set the place on fire and go?
Darren: Who are they?
Cami: Charlie and Jack, this is Darren and Alfred. I'm really tired of doing introductions so can you all just shut up and go to the parking lot?
Charlie: We'll go to my car if we're escaping.
Cami: Great.
*ALL BUT CAM AND SAL LEAVE*
Cami: *Lights match and tosses it*.
Sal: *Starts running to the door*.
Cami: WAIT FOR ME! *Runs after*.
Sal: Yeah right!
*THE PLACE CATCHES FIRE*
Cami & Sal: *Run to where the others are just in time for the fire to spread*.
Cami: BYE MOM!
C.M: CAMERON!!!
Cami: MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! IT WAS SAL'S IDEA! *Gets into the car with the others*.
Sal: NO IT WASN'T! *Closes door* Your mom will believe me, she likes me best.
Cami: I still hate you.
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Time Wasters
HumorCameron James and Sal Thunder. Also known as the youngest, most out-of-control teenage criminals in their home town. From stealing their kindergarten teacher's purple slug bug to kidnapping Justin Bieber, these two girls will do just about any crazy...
Time Waster # 10 -- Halloween Parties, New Friends, & Fires.
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