Crowd: Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: I still can't hear you!
Crowd: Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash!
Twilight Sparkle: Call me silly, but I think this whole hero thing might be going to Rainbow Dash's head.
Pinkie Pie: You may be right...silly.
And now Rainbow Dash is bragging to everyone.
Rainbow Dash POV
Rainbow Dash: And then I zoomed into the well. I knew it would be dark and dangerous, but I didn't let that stop me. Danger's my middle name. Rainbow 'Danger' Dash. Thinking back on it, I acted pretty awesomely heroic that day.
Spike: That day.
Applejack: Awesomely heroic that day and awesomely arrogant ever since.
Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle: Mm-hm.
Y/n:*sigh*Good grief
Rainbow Dash: Hey, Applejack. How'd you like to be immortalized as my friend?
Applejack: Immorta-what?
Y/n: Are you taking notes?
Spike: Yup! I've been hand-picked by Rainbow Dash herself, to write her autobiography!
Twilight Sparkle: Umm, autobiographies are supposed to be written by the person they are about.
Rainbow Dash: Maybe for your normal, run-of-the-mill person. But I'm far too busy saving lives to stop and write. That's why I hired Spike as my ghost writer.
Pinkie Pie:*yelps*Spike's a ghost!
Rainbow Dash: ...Anyway. Spike here writes down everything I say. Don't you, Spike?
Spike: Don't... you... Spike. Got it!
Rainbow Dash: This way, I can stay focused on performing those acts of bravery that nobody else has the guts to perform. Yep, it takes guts. But it also takes brains. And sometimes a big lunch and a nap. Being a hero is surely not for everyone, but I'm up to the challenge.
I am now signing autographs for kids.
Rainbow Dash: There you go.
Lemon Daze: Someday, I wanna be just like you!
Rainbow Dash: Aim high, kid, but don't aim for the impossible.
Just then i heard screaming and it was from Cherry Berry and the air balloon she was on was falling.
Cherry Berry: Help! Help!
Snips: Uh, don't you think you should go and help?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, yeah. I've got a good ten seconds to spare. Just a couple more.
With enough time to spare fly towards her but then someone else in a black hooded coat just appeared as if out of nowhere and saved her before me.
Pony: Holy turnips, that person came outta nowhere!
Daisy: I've never seen such bravery in all my life!
Mayor Mare: That's right! Ponyville has a new hero. A hooded figure that has done well by our fair town today. I dub this new hooded hero 'The Mysterious Dark Hood'!
19. The Dark Hood
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