Beautiful Silent Boy [L.S]

Journal 5: ASDFGHJKL

I literally have no words right now, as seen by my title for this entry. I don't understand why everything is working out so well. I mean, I'm just standing here with my hands on my hips like "Alright Satan, I know your bitch ass is out there, come at me." Actually, maybe not so thug American like...

BLAH

But, as far as all of that is concerned, Harry is being, well, Harry, which entails amazingness, awesomeness, and perfectness. SO MUCH NESS

And the sexual tension is literally killing me. Can you imagine waking up next to that mop of curls and that stupid little smile on his face and he's all warm in between the sheets and it's like "I'm gunna wreck you so hard...." DONT THINK OF HIM LIKE THAT HE'S MINE

HIS EYELASHES ARE LONGER THAN FALL OUT BOY SONG TITLES THOUGH

And um, flowers... lot's of flowers.

Is it bad that I painted my nails?

What else.... OH

SO

LIKE

I was at dinner with Anne and his sister a week ago, and she starts talking about dorm life and stuff and I'm listening because I'm polite and all AND THIS MOTHERFAKAH RIGHT HERE

He STICKS the CHOPSTICKS into the corner of HIS MOUTH and DANCES in his seat. *facepalm* I swear to JESUS he has the attention span of a goldfish.

And btw, one of the funniest things I've ever heard is Harry trying to say Kanye West. KENYAAY WEAST

CUNYEA WEAST

KOONYAY WEHST

I'm sorry.

Louis.xx

"If I could be any animal, I would be a cow, so I could lay down and see if I could get back up."