Epic x Cross

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Ink: Okay, I brought the box. We are gonna put everything we hate in this box.

Random Sans: Can we put Cross in the box?

Ink: Noooooooo...

Cross: Wtf dude...

Random Sans: Can I put Cross in the box?

Ink: NOOOOOOOO....

Cross: I'm gonna kill you in your sleep.

Random Sans: Can I put Cro-

INK: NO ONE IS PUTTING CROSS IN THE BOX!!! *angrily yeets self somewhere*

Error/ Blue: I say... we put Cross AND Epic in the box!

Undersea Sans: Ye!

Lust: Ye

Dream: Ye

All snas: Ye...s

Dreamswap Nightmare appears!

DS Noot: GET IN THE VAN CROSS!

Cross: W-wha? It wouldn't eVEN WORK!

DS Noot: Meme squad go! *poofs into glitter*

Nightmare sweats nervously.

Cross and Epic are in the box van.

Epic: So where is our destination bruh?

Cross: ... I'm so tired of this sh!t right now... To the eND OF THIS ROOM!

Epic: Gaspu! Bruh!

Cross: Also I have cookies, dude, you want some?

Epic: Thanks bruh!

Cross tries to manuveur the cardboard van and somehow it worK s.

Cross: ThIs Is A wHiTe VaN aHhHhHhH!¡!

Epic: I have curse thing bruh which makes me fall in love with my kidnapper and since the van is wHiTe. Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I love you bruhhhhhhhh!

Lesson of the story: Never trust white vans and...

Undersea Sans

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