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Heyo my fellow unstraight people, I want you to know that I will be a friend if you need it, a pal you can chat with when you want and a chonky chonky idiot that will yeet anyone that dares to degrade you.
I want you to know that you are valid.
I want you to know that you are special and strong. You know how you stepped on the floor? Yeah well you asserted dominace over the floor! That's how strong you are! To be stepping on something so spacious and vast, that's like stepping on a solid ocean dude/dudette!
Now, now... just because we are as bent as boiled noodles, we need to understand and respect those who remain uncooked, after all we can just as easily eat straight raw pasta... If you peeps bully others then the rainbow flag wouldn't be as vibrant and meaningful as we want...
However, if others bully you... get a slipper. Imagine you are a parent who is very, very angy with their child and smack dem ass. Feel free to rant in my "Wanna Talk?" book.
Sigh, humans who somehow are the only intelligent species but not able to be peaceful with one another. WE ARE ALL THE SAME, I'M PRETTY SURE ALL OF US HAVE AN BUTTHOLE–
