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babychick: this is dispatch reporting for duty

winkwonk: what the fuck

dolphin: chicken 1, status report, over.

babychick: positive, dolphin 1, how's the bunny doing? over.

dolphin: he's crying on mcdonalds, over.

dolphin: is the moon doing good? over.

babychick: negative, it's been an hour and he's on his fitfh order of caramel macchiato with extra whip cream, over.

dolphin: holy shit, bunny just smack his head on his table and now his forehead is covered with fries

dolphin: will get a picture of that in hd, over.

babychick: moon just threw up

babychick: will not get a picture of that, over.

dolphin: oh shit abort mission

dolphin: bunny just whipped out his phone, probably wondering why he can't sulk in peace with us spamming

dolphin: Σ(°△°|||) its bunny, he noticed me  

dolphin: it's over for me chicken 1 (ノ_<。) , tell renjun I ate his last set of spicy chicken cause he won't stop being a bitch

renjunnie: you did what.

dolphin: l-live.!.. ov-- over and.. out.. 

babychick: dolphin 1!!! 

babychick: why you.. it should've been me

taeil: jisung.

babychick: I go ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(; ̄▽ ̄)┘

doo doo the fool: ZHONG CHENLE

doo doo the fool: COME BACK HERE

dolphin: SUNGIEE WHERE ARE YOUUUU 

dolphin: I NEED HELP

Dolphin: DOLPHINS AREN'T GREAT AT LANDS

Babychick: I gotchu, bro.

taeil: ┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴ I'm watching you park.

Babychick: on second thought, I don't gotchu, bro

Dolphin: I am so disbanding our chenji dispatching

Dolphin: ok i'm safe

Doo Doo The Fool: for now.

babyboy: wait weren't you two on a date?

Dolphin: no we just went to the arcade

Dolphin: and then we went to eat

Dolphin: but I was sleepy sooo

Doo Doo The Fool: wait

Doo Doo The Fool: did I just ruin my date stalking my dosaeng dating and it turns out they were not dating?

taeil: yes.

utah: yes.

babyboy: yes.

winkwonk: yes.

kun: yes.

xiaojun: yes.

sushi: yes.

marker: yes.

heachanie: yes.

nana: yes.

nojam: yes.

yangyang: yes.

hendery: yes.

renjunnie: yes.

ten: yes.

johnny: yes.

hottie: yes.

Doo Doo The Fool: ....

Doo Doo The Fool: well shit.




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