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Dolphin: and that's how I found out I was pregnant with four chihuahuas as my guards in shining saliva.

Baby chick: wow.. that was so moving

Baby chick: my tears are flowing

Kun: I suddenly can't read

Kun: what have you children been eating wtf was that story

Baby chick: how dare you

Baby chick: that was an educated poem that you uneducated fools cannot understand.

Baby Chick: come on chenle, lets leave before the presence of an uncivilized hag completely succumbs us.

Kun: I'm not that old--

renjunnie: key word: jisung just wants to chat chenle alone~~

Dolphin: ooo reolli sungie? oWO

Baby chick: i'm so murdering you.

Renjunnie: that'll teach you to respect your hyungs, jisung.

Baby chick: stfu you moomin obsessed shit

nojam: you like moomins??

nana: thats so cuteeee

renjunnie: no i don't

Baby chick:  He wants to buy the limited edition moomin on ice on the meetup but he don't have money lmaooo

nana: aw you could've told us '^'

nojam: yeahhh we'll be happy to spend money for you

nojam: besides we've agreed to court you so whats wrong with spending a few won for our favourite little moomin baby :3

dolphin: awee i wished i have a boyfriend :<

renjunnie: look infront of you

dolphin: sungie?

haechan: KNZHKSGNK JISUNG STAYED OVER AT YOUR PLACE??

Baby chick: NO.

dolphin: i'm staying at sungie's place!! he invited me to play games

haechan: sly

nana: smooth

nojam: they grew up so fast

renjunnie: chenle's so dense tho lmao

kun: you haven't seen xiaojun

Kun deleted a text!

nana: WE SAW THAT YOU AINT SLY

kun: YOU BETTER SHUT IT BEFORE I SERVE PENIS FISH FOR DINNER

Haechan: STFU PENIS FISH IS 👌👌👌👌👌

Baby chick: YOU TASTED IT???

Haechanie: UNCULTURED SWINES HOW COME YOU NEVER TRY IT

Baby chick: BECAUSE IT'S CALLED A PENIS??? ONLY BOTTOMS EAT THAT

renjunnie: for dinner we'll have penis fish stew, penis fish omelette and fried penis fish .

Baby chick: AYE-- I'M SORRY

nana: junniee

nana: pm us for a min

renjunnie: ?? ok

nojam went offine

nana went offline

renjunnie went offline

dolphin: sungiee pay attention to meee :<<

baby chick: we're literally cuddling???

Dolphin: but you're holding your phonee

baby chick: okay okay i'm putting it down

dolphin: thank u :))

baby chick went offline

dolphin went offline

kun: what's that sound?

kun: oh that's the sound of love blooming

kun: but it aint mine 

xiaojun: what are yall talking about

kun: ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

kun went offline

xiaojun: what was that about

heachanie: he was gay panicking.






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