phil: ready to be my boyfriend yet?
dan:
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dan: girl no
phil: alright
phil: how about a date then
dan: who do u think u are
phil: ur future boyfriend dumbass
dan: y should i date u if u think i'm a dumbass
phil: bc i'm a dumbass so it cancels it out
dan: if i say yes where would we go
phil: why would i tell u that
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Fanfictiondan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys
