phil: want some fuck?
dan: r u drunk
phil: drunk on my lust for u bb
dan: gross
dan: u say that to all ur hookups?
phil: nah
phil: more of a
phil: "you are the most gorgeous person i've ever met and i'm glad we were brought together tonight"
dan: wow alright shakespeare-esque
phil: i'll have to find something different to say tho
dan: why's that
phil: because i don't think anyone is more gorgeous than u
dan: wow
dan: i'm not hooking up with u
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Fanfictiondan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys
