dan: too bad ur dick small bc you're hot
phil: size shouldn't matter
dan: it does tho
phil: but why
dan: sir i'm a whore
dan: i need dick to survive
phil: boy do i have an offer for you
dan: sorry only dicks bigger than 7 inches are allowed in
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Fanfictiondan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys
