phil: you're going to be my boyfriend
phil: just so you know
dan: y so u can fuck me
phil: well yeah
phil: and some other reasons
dan: oh yeah and what are those
phil: idk i love you or something
dan: bruh
dan: work harder
phil: oh u still want that chase
phil: bet
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Fanfictiondan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys
