phil: baby come over
dan: baby ?!?!?
dan: who's baby
dan: i'm not ur baby
phil: U COULD BE
dan: i'm not
phil: U WANT TO BE
dan: i do
phil: then WHYD YOU REJECT ME
dan: don't worry about it
YOU ARE READING
taste
Fanfictiondan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys
