phil: why you constantly gotta take hits at my dick?
dan: it's funny when u get mad
dan: u race to justify
phil: probably cuz my dick bomb next
dan: how would u know
phil: wanna test my theory
dan: i wouldn't even feel it lmfao
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Fanfikcedan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys