phil: god can we fuck
phil: please
phil: please can we fuck
dan: lol what
phil: i can't get your coming face out of my head
phil: god please can i fuck you
dan: sir
dan: i'm in a lecture
phil: i don't care i'm so fucking hard and i can't stop thinking about you
dan: date me and then i'll think abt it
phil: we ARE dating
dan: *be exclusive with me first and then i'll think abt it
phil: i AM exclusive to u
dan: ASK ME TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND FIRST AND THEN ILL THINK ABT IT
phil: daniel howell will you be my boyfriend
dan: no
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictiondan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys
