phil: let's go on a date
dan: where
phil: this dick
phil: just kidding
phil: that one fancy dancy place downtown
dan: girl i don't have money
phil: who said you needed money
dan: you're paying ?!(!(!( i'm in free food
phil: stfu ur in bc u wanna date me
dan: i do
phil: DATE ME THEN
dan: who tf r u
YOU ARE READING
taste
Fanfictiondan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys
