dan: who's bed am i in
dan: where are u
dan: did i go home with someone ?!?! fuck that
dan: where am i
dan: WHATS THE WIFI PASSWORD FOR YHIS BUILDING
dan: phil why did u leave me
dan: i got so fucking drunk n u let me leave w a stranger ?!?!?!?
dan: wouldn't be the first time but STILL
phil: calm down
dan: not till i figure out where i am and why i'm only in my underwear
dan: where r my clothes ??????
phil: you're in my dorm shut up n calm down
phil: ur clothes r in my laundry bc u threw up all over them
phil: you're in my bed
phil: drink the water and take the aspirin on my nightstand
dan: where r u
phil: in the lounge getting u a cuppa
dan: why didn't u take me to my dorm
phil: bc i didn't want to? i wanted to make sure you're alright
dan: i would've been fine alone i used to do this every night
phil: i don't fucking care dan
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Fanfictiondan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys
