phil: is the only reason you have this account to call ppls dicks small
dan: maybe lmao
phil: easy way to get dick pics, eh?
phil: guys will send u them to prove u wrong so u don't have to do any work
dan: you stretch before that reach?
phil: i think something else could use a lil bit of stretching first
dan: stretching ur dick to make it bigger isn't normal buddy
phil: god u r so annoying
dan: yet u keep talking to me
phil: ur ego way too damn high, it needs to be knocked down a little bit
dan: ur ego would be bigger too but unfortunately all that dick in ur personality soz m8 :/
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Fanfictiondan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys