phil: hey baby
phil: you goin to a party tonight? i think you got someone better you can do
phil: sorry, something* better you can do
dan: srry gon fuck one of those football players as i wear his jersey
phil: the fuck you're not
dan: you're not the boss of me, babe
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Fanficdan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys
